Today, I was feeling really down, so I texted my boyfriend and asked him to tell me why he loves me, thinking he would cheer me up. His response? "Don't bug me with this stupid shit anymore. You always ask such dumb questions." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. His response? "Is that why you have been so clingy and annoying lately?" FML
Today, my boyfriend called and asked me why I love him. I told him because he's always there for me and continues to put up with my bipolar disorder. He promptly said "not anymore" and hung up. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied by telling me to fuck off. FML
Today, I was texting my boyfriend when he said, "Hold up." Thinking it'd be funny, I ran and grabbed my copy of the movie Up, and took a picture of me holding it and sent it to him. He replied, "Getting real tired of your shit." Then dumped me for my "dumb taste in humor." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were in bed and I asked him why he was with me. His answer was, "Well, the last girl I dated was really smart and she always made me feel dumb, so I decided to switch things up a bit. You make me feel like a genius, babe." FML
Today, after a hard day's work and emotional argument with my best friend, I sent my boyfriend a text telling him how much I loved him and cherished him in the hopes he would cheer me up with a romantic reply. He said "Sorry, I've only got 8 texts left." FML
Today, the guy I like took 15 hours to respond to my text. When I asked him why he took so long to respond, he said, “Chill, I’m not your boyfriend or anything, why are you asking me questions like that?” FML
Today, I got in a fight with my boyfriend. I sent him a long message pouring my heart out about how hurt I am that he constantly ignores me or responds to almost everything I say in monosyllables. He texted back "ok". FML
Today, my boyfriend came over and dropped off my phone, which I'd left at his place the night before. He immediately left in a sulk. As I looked through my texts, I discovered he was only so moody because I hadn't answered any of his calls or messages. I'm dating an idiot. FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a long and heartfelt message. He responded with "tl; dr". FML
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boatiebanter 0
You picked the wrong boyfriend. Though, if you just texted and said "Why do you love me?" without any explanation, that would piss anyone off.
itsnotfair 0
well clearly you fish for compliments all the time
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Comments (421)
zachp333 0
This was a trick question...poor man didn't stand a chance...thats why he wanted to cut the crap right away. Women do that all the time...poor men..can't live without them.
peopleplz2008 0
what a dick
fdyourmom 0
Personally, I think he loves you. I also think you have self esteem issues and you're a loser for saying some dumb shit like that to him. If you want to feel good get a puppy or something, you seem like the flowery happy rainbows & unicorns & lollipops type. you deserved it.
joesoap 0
Okay... i know this conversation has been going on fer a while but i just wanna say something i just saw in the first couple comments to #6: A.K.A it'sallover... Do you have a girl/boyfriend? (i won't judge your choices) cuz i highly doubt any girl or boy will want to be around someone who thinks girls say crap like that all the time... i could be wrong though
kingez77 0
the man's got a point. YDI
Lucy111 0
oh my god people, if a dude LOVES someone he should be able to tell her once in a while. Its OK for a girl to ask a boyfriend cute things once in a while....ITS CALLED DATING! the whole reason for dating to make the other one feel happy and loved!
Sgt_Schadenfreud 0
No sympathy from this sergeant. Your boyfriend doesn't exist to pick you up everytime you've fallen on your arse. And it IS a dumb question.
reetah 0
in his defense, that does sound REALLY annoying : well as the kindergarten saying goes, learn from your mistakes!
lologirl419 0
Dude, I am a girl too, and I think it is annoying as hell when girls do that. It's not necessary to beg for compliments, if he wants to compliment you he will. Just text him and say "I'm feeling down, can we talk about it?" or something like that. Your bullshit is called manipulation, and your boyfriend is obviously sensible enough to avoid it. # 322, it's not CUTE, it's just annoying, especially if she does it a lot. It puts the boyfriend in an awkward position, because you don't tell someone to say "I love you." You make it sound like couples exist to be each other's emotional slaves.
lologirl419 0
Sorry about the second comment, it's too late to edit now. # 171, I on the contrary, find that boys are much better to talk to, because girls are always so wrapped up in superficial things like "OMG BOYZ SHOPPIN FRENZ WUT DO I WEAR?" Well, the typical highschool girl anyway. The people I find who understand me best are actually boys! Otherwise, I totally agree with you! XD I love long rants!!!