Today, I was feeling really down, so I texted my boyfriend and asked him to tell me why he loves me, thinking he would cheer me up. His response? "Don't bug me with this stupid shit anymore. You always ask such dumb questions." FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. His response? "Is that why you have been so clingy and annoying lately?" FML
Today, my boyfriend called and asked me why I love him. I told him because he's always there for me and continues to put up with my bipolar disorder. He promptly said "not anymore" and hung up. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied by telling me to fuck off. FML
Today, I was texting my boyfriend when he said, "Hold up." Thinking it'd be funny, I ran and grabbed my copy of the movie Up, and took a picture of me holding it and sent it to him. He replied, "Getting real tired of your shit." Then dumped me for my "dumb taste in humor." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were in bed and I asked him why he was with me. His answer was, "Well, the last girl I dated was really smart and she always made me feel dumb, so I decided to switch things up a bit. You make me feel like a genius, babe." FML
Today, after a hard day's work and emotional argument with my best friend, I sent my boyfriend a text telling him how much I loved him and cherished him in the hopes he would cheer me up with a romantic reply. He said "Sorry, I've only got 8 texts left." FML
Today, the guy I like took 15 hours to respond to my text. When I asked him why he took so long to respond, he said, “Chill, I’m not your boyfriend or anything, why are you asking me questions like that?” FML
Today, I got in a fight with my boyfriend. I sent him a long message pouring my heart out about how hurt I am that he constantly ignores me or responds to almost everything I say in monosyllables. He texted back "ok". FML
Today, my boyfriend came over and dropped off my phone, which I'd left at his place the night before. He immediately left in a sulk. As I looked through my texts, I discovered he was only so moody because I hadn't answered any of his calls or messages. I'm dating an idiot. FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a long and heartfelt message. He responded with "tl; dr". FML
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boatiebanter 0
You picked the wrong boyfriend. Though, if you just texted and said "Why do you love me?" without any explanation, that would piss anyone off.
itsnotfair 0
well clearly you fish for compliments all the time
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carlaaxo 0
hes right you ******* *****
lonerftl 3
I hope you dumped his ass. #308 your an idiot, you probably don't even know the person. ******* moron.
member0987654321 0
well, it sounds like you're seeking happiness from outside sources, other than yourself, consisting of your environment and the people in your environment. you will never be satisfied this way. first you must ask yourself, why are you feeling down? then think of the cause and eliminate it, avoid it, and cope with it in a way other than counteracting it with outside sources. secondly, your boyfriend maybe right, or he maybe wrong. maybe you fish for compliments all the time. i don't know him or you or your specific situation. regardless, he shouldn't speak to you that way. once you've generated your own happiness by changing your own thoughts, gaining confidence or getting rid of whatever is causing your sadness, express to your boyfriend that you are a strong, secure individual and that he shouldn't speak to you that way. everyone wants to be appreciated, especially by someone they like or love. try to only ask him these types of questions every once in a while. if he still treats you this way, he maybe the reason you are feeling down.
Scotticus117 11
you have a great boyfriend!
Scotticus117 11
#9 are you gay? well i guess you could be a girl, but still a straight guy would never text that probably lol. i guess they might be i probably wouldn't.
bigcrazymike 6
YDI - Insecurity will wreck a relationship. Every guy gets sick of that shit. Next time don't play games. Be honest and tell him you need cheering up. Otherwise, you're just using him, and you only called him to boost your own ego. Pig!
supliana 0
omg that happens to me too. youre not the only one babeee. my bfs a jerk ): yo all the ydi's - you guys are meaann. you def dont deserve it.
americayay 0
he wouldn't say that unless you either have crappy taste in men, or you ask that ALL the time, which would be quite obnoxious.
Consequences 0
When insecure women ask that all the time, it's really God damned annoying, so maybe he's just heard it too much already. Once my girlfriend asked that in IM, for the billionth time, so I just went into the archived messages and pasted and old reply. She did not care for that when she figured it out.
YallNoobs 0
sorry i agree with 316 and everyone else that said YDI. He loves you, end of story. Why ask? "Oh you're right. I don't see a good reason to. Time to break up"