Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to eat dinner with his parents. Everyone wanted me to start the family prayer, and although I hadn't done one in years, I accepted. It went well until I remembered you say "Amen" at the end, not "Uh... Bye." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was invited to my boyfriend's house for dinner for the first time. His mom made a fantastic dinner, so I showed my appreciation by eating the lot. Apparently I was overdoing it because when I looked up everyone was staring. His dad muttered, "Slow the hell down." FML
Today, I was invited by my boyfriend's parents for dinner at their house. The dinner went well I thought, until I was getting ready to leave. Before I could make it out the front door, I could hear them discussing their disappointment that their son would ever consider someone like me. FML
Today, I spent two hours making dinner for my boyfriend's family. When I brought it over to their house they said "thanks" and didn't bother to invite me to stay to eat it. FML
Today, I had dinner for the first time with my boyfriend's parents. It was awkward enough without his mom asking, "So, what do you do for fun, besides my son?" FML
Today, I went to dinner at my parents' house. I was going to surprise them by introducing them to my new boyfriend. They decided to surprise me too, by inviting my ex to the dinner. Everyone was surprised tonight. FML
Today, my boyfriend stood me up. At dinner with his parents. FML
Today, I practiced my wedding vows in front of the mirror we have in the hallway. When I was done, I heard clapping from my living room. Turns out my fiancé’s parents had come over early for dinner and had heard everything. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house, intending to break up with him. Instead, I was greeted by his whole family throwing me a surprise party. I had to sit and listen to his whole family talk about what a great couple we are and how we're going to last forever. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. Everything was going perfectly, right up until he brought me back to his house to tell his family the good news. When I excused myself to the restroom, I overheard his mom say, "I thought you were going to break up with that stupid slut?" Welcome to the family. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to meet his parents. After hundreds of passive-aggressive comments, my boyfriend and I went into the kitchen. I started complaining to him about how his parents were horrible and mean. Little did I know, his parents had followed us in and were right behind me. FML
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AlwaysWatching 27
"Rubadubdub thanks for the grub" most anything is better than that, so you're fine on my standards
stieglar 17
At least you were polite about it. "See you later loser" would've made it even worse.
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Comments (83)
sharpie2434 12
What a Christsis
Pleonasm 36
I guess they were cross that she didn't nail it.
mds9986 24
Crucifixion jokes aren't funny but I won't get hung up on it.
JohnTheDonJuan 11
Crucifixion jokes are bloody boring anyway...
Pleonasm 36
Give a big hand to these guys; their crucifixion puns really take your breath away.
mds9986 24
Idk, these puns feel like a thorn in my head.
MisterEx 28
Nailed it.
potatopolice1025 18
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Each pen is worse than the last
TeasinDaNoobs 16
Your downvoted comment says otherwise
AlwaysWatching 27
"Rubadubdub thanks for the grub" most anything is better than that, so you're fine on my standards
TacticalBread 7
just read this in a VN h scene almost spit my water out when I read it
mariah_1_11 22
My great grandpa's prayer was: "good food, good meat, good God lets eat."
brookenicolee29 27
We all make mistakes.
JohnTheDonJuan 11
Apparently you've never heard of the most interesting man in the world. I'd bet he doesn't.
dannondarko 12
everybody has those days.
stieglar 17
At least you were polite about it. "See you later loser" would've made it even worse.
RuBloKon 15
'Warning, the characters in this tale are entirely fictitious...' is an even worse way to end it.
Bibblejomin 18
"Peace out, NERDS! " *exits on a skateboard*
gracehi 33
"Screw you guys, I'm goin' home."
ImAFaker 29
"We have to get a res erection for my dad"
tantanpanda 26
embrace the south park in you.
One_In_Three 24
"Hail Satan!"
bettywon86686 6
fucdsghnkk
ZombieVampirez 24
You tried. Thats all that matters. :)
Arestian 14
you should of just laught it off op, I dont think they would of taken it seriously, and u should of just said it after it was mistake i bet they would of laught as well, i hope they understand mistakes happen
JohnTheDonJuan 11
It's should have and would have. Jesus Christ dude, your comment was riddled with that same mistake... repeatedly.
Pleonasm 36
Could of should of would of. I just had to of gone and done that.
Arestian 14
my bad was talking to friend while writing this i wasnt paying attention haha
MrSassypants 34
And I'm assuming you were talking to another friend while writing that comment as well.
Zebediabolical 45
I'm pretty sure it doesn't matter what you say so long as you're respectful about it.
igg125 30
I'm sure they will understand bet you gave them a good laugh.
DocBastard 40
If you start the next prayer time with "There once was a man from Nantucket... " I guarantee they will never ask you again.
extrasnipes 22
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
This is rare. Docs in the negative
DocBastard 40
It's not that rare. Sometimes my jokes just fall flat.