Today, I was feeling really down, so I texted my boyfriend and asked him to tell me why he loves me, thinking he would cheer me up. His response? "Don't bug me with this stupid shit anymore. You always ask such dumb questions." FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. His response? "Is that why you have been so clingy and annoying lately?" FML
Today, my boyfriend called and asked me why I love him. I told him because he's always there for me and continues to put up with my bipolar disorder. He promptly said "not anymore" and hung up. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied by telling me to fuck off. FML
Today, I was texting my boyfriend when he said, "Hold up." Thinking it'd be funny, I ran and grabbed my copy of the movie Up, and took a picture of me holding it and sent it to him. He replied, "Getting real tired of your shit." Then dumped me for my "dumb taste in humor." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were in bed and I asked him why he was with me. His answer was, "Well, the last girl I dated was really smart and she always made me feel dumb, so I decided to switch things up a bit. You make me feel like a genius, babe." FML
Today, after a hard day's work and emotional argument with my best friend, I sent my boyfriend a text telling him how much I loved him and cherished him in the hopes he would cheer me up with a romantic reply. He said "Sorry, I've only got 8 texts left." FML
Today, the guy I like took 15 hours to respond to my text. When I asked him why he took so long to respond, he said, “Chill, I’m not your boyfriend or anything, why are you asking me questions like that?” FML
Today, I got in a fight with my boyfriend. I sent him a long message pouring my heart out about how hurt I am that he constantly ignores me or responds to almost everything I say in monosyllables. He texted back "ok". FML
Today, my boyfriend came over and dropped off my phone, which I'd left at his place the night before. He immediately left in a sulk. As I looked through my texts, I discovered he was only so moody because I hadn't answered any of his calls or messages. I'm dating an idiot. FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a long and heartfelt message. He responded with "tl; dr". FML
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boatiebanter 0
You picked the wrong boyfriend. Though, if you just texted and said "Why do you love me?" without any explanation, that would piss anyone off.
itsnotfair 0
well clearly you fish for compliments all the time
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Comments (421)
BalenciagaBetch9 0
women are insane. i don't understand why they have to ask questions that are totally pointless and when you answer it truthfully you get your head bit off. yes i'm a woman and yes i realize that i sound insane. w/e.
Pockyftw 0
Why do people expect to get a positive answer by asking questions like, "Do you love me?" or "Why do you love me?" Honestly, it annoys the SHIT out of me because it's like you're doubting if the other one really loves you. It also makes it sound like you're an attention *****. I have to agree with the boyfriend on this one. You'd probably be able to figure it out yourself.
NDnation44 0
that would annoy me too god ur such a bitch for thinking something good would happen
RazorbladeSmiles 0
This is why I hate hanging out with girls.
toodrunc2no 0
Hmmm... that would probably annoy me too, because its almost guaranteed you've asked similar stupid questions before. If you would have prefaced the message with... I'm really depressed or I've had a really bad day can you please cheer me up then I'd probably feel bad for you if he answered the same. But either way... don't be so dependant
kandy_fml 0
195's response makes me feel like I'm even more in the right. If you can't think of a better response than "**** 191" than you probably know I'm right and are too proud to admit it. Like someone else said, most of the guys on this thread have a lot of growing up to do. **** your lives.
lovell_says_hey 0
I ask the same question sometimes, but he always tells me and makes me smile. I do the same for him, and it's cute. Neither of us are needy; it's just nice to hear someone say sweet things to you now and then. So... find someone better, yeah? Dump that jerk! :)
avalon24 18
YDI, you shouldn't ask someone to EVER validate you or why they love you. Stop being a whiny, needy, brat who needs someone else to "cheer them up". That also is not anyone else's job, nor should you go around asking people to cheer you up, If they care about you then they will cheer you up. I know, if ANYONE in my life actually has the nerve to say "cheer me up" to me, I won't do it as it comes across as them needing 100% attention and being an attention *****. I don't like people who seek attention!
DeathByIrony90 0
who WOULDN'T be annoyed by a text like this?! It's so defensive, and you know that if you don't BS some answer right away they're gonna go psycho with things like "OMG YOU DONT LOVE ME?!!?! **** YOU ITS OVER!!1!!" BUT, the response she got wasn't the real FML, it was the fact that when she's feeling down she has to turn to *other people* to get rid of her own insecurities! She obviously has some self-esteem issues going on if this is the first response to feeling bad about herself. Fishing for compliments will give you a temporary feeling of self-worth, but only through gaining self-esteem will it stay permanent, without someone from outside needed to reinforce it.
SilverWolf_fml 0
he sounds like a real assface. no offense.