Today, I was feeling really down, so I texted my boyfriend and asked him to tell me why he loves me, thinking he would cheer me up. His response? "Don't bug me with this stupid shit anymore. You always ask such dumb questions." FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. His response? "Is that why you have been so clingy and annoying lately?" FML
Today, my boyfriend called and asked me why I love him. I told him because he's always there for me and continues to put up with my bipolar disorder. He promptly said "not anymore" and hung up. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied by telling me to fuck off. FML
Today, I was texting my boyfriend when he said, "Hold up." Thinking it'd be funny, I ran and grabbed my copy of the movie Up, and took a picture of me holding it and sent it to him. He replied, "Getting real tired of your shit." Then dumped me for my "dumb taste in humor." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were in bed and I asked him why he was with me. His answer was, "Well, the last girl I dated was really smart and she always made me feel dumb, so I decided to switch things up a bit. You make me feel like a genius, babe." FML
Today, after a hard day's work and emotional argument with my best friend, I sent my boyfriend a text telling him how much I loved him and cherished him in the hopes he would cheer me up with a romantic reply. He said "Sorry, I've only got 8 texts left." FML
Today, the guy I like took 15 hours to respond to my text. When I asked him why he took so long to respond, he said, “Chill, I’m not your boyfriend or anything, why are you asking me questions like that?” FML
Today, I got in a fight with my boyfriend. I sent him a long message pouring my heart out about how hurt I am that he constantly ignores me or responds to almost everything I say in monosyllables. He texted back "ok". FML
Today, my boyfriend came over and dropped off my phone, which I'd left at his place the night before. He immediately left in a sulk. As I looked through my texts, I discovered he was only so moody because I hadn't answered any of his calls or messages. I'm dating an idiot. FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a long and heartfelt message. He responded with "tl; dr". FML
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boatiebanter 0
You picked the wrong boyfriend. Though, if you just texted and said "Why do you love me?" without any explanation, that would piss anyone off.
itsnotfair 0
well clearly you fish for compliments all the time
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3sec 0
why are you making girls look so damn needy? if you have friends, go to them when youre sad
eenerd 0
Guys don't like answering those questions, and if they do, as a previous poster pointed out, they are probably gay. Find something else to make yourself feel better, and if you can't, seek medical help.
blue_dude 0
Amen #32
anichole 0
Are you dating my ex? Sounds like the asshole
RealMC 0
Wow... What a bunch of unromantic bastards. IMO, the question is less about fishing for compliments and more about understanding her partner. I wouldn't mind answering that question, and I'm a guy. Though, I feel she may have asked this on an almost daily basis, which would probably be annoying. I definitely wouldn't react like he did.
rod345 1
I think he should be more supportive. I would think a bf would be more supportive of his gf when she wasn't feeling well. I havn't been in a relationship before but I would think part of the relationship would be to talk to each other, and about their problems.
ilackeffort 0
Whenever you're feeling down in the future, you should try streaking, see if that will help you boost your confidence.
forthelulz_fml 0
#32 wins completely. My girlfriend does this occasionally, and it's the most annoying thing in the world. She knows why I love her, but she asks it just for the sake of asking and wasting my time. Ugh
kitties_fml 12
Jesus Christ. People get way too ******* upset on FML comments. Stop getting in debates here. It's ******* stupid. You're not going to change anyone's mind. Join a debate team if you're so enthusiastic about arguing.
blackberry_fml 0
Okay, NO guy likes this question. It's annoying. It's like you're questioning if he loves you, which is self explanatory, so he get irritated because he feels like he shouldn't have to justify why he loves you. He just does, and you should be happy with that. Yeah, he could've been a little nicer, but really its a stupid annoying question, which really doesn't have a describable answer. I know if my boyfriend asked me why I loved him all I could really say is "I just do." And I'd still get annoyed at the question. Just be happy that he loves you. He doesn't need a reason, all that matters is that he does. And really, boys don't wanna hear about how bad your day has been or what your upset about, it just annoys them. So seek comfort somewhere else. Boys aren't the best at showing sympathy, but that doesn't make him an asshole if he doesn't. It's just plain annoying, needy, and immature. Except the fact that he loves you NO QUESTIONS ASKED. so it may have been upseting, especially after your bad day. but i have bad days all the time, and i just end up being a bitch to my boyfriend, then he comes whining to me. so don't be so needy, and maybe you'll see his sweet side, or maybe he'll ask you some stupid question and you'll see how fricken annoying it is and finally see why he acted the way he did. But in the end, you deserve it for asking a stupid, self explanatory question. Have a better day :)