Today, I was feeling really down, so I texted my boyfriend and asked him to tell me why he loves me, thinking he would cheer me up. His response? "Don't bug me with this stupid shit anymore. You always ask such dumb questions." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. His response? "Is that why you have been so clingy and annoying lately?" FML
Today, my boyfriend called and asked me why I love him. I told him because he's always there for me and continues to put up with my bipolar disorder. He promptly said "not anymore" and hung up. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied by telling me to fuck off. FML
Today, I was texting my boyfriend when he said, "Hold up." Thinking it'd be funny, I ran and grabbed my copy of the movie Up, and took a picture of me holding it and sent it to him. He replied, "Getting real tired of your shit." Then dumped me for my "dumb taste in humor." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were in bed and I asked him why he was with me. His answer was, "Well, the last girl I dated was really smart and she always made me feel dumb, so I decided to switch things up a bit. You make me feel like a genius, babe." FML
Today, after a hard day's work and emotional argument with my best friend, I sent my boyfriend a text telling him how much I loved him and cherished him in the hopes he would cheer me up with a romantic reply. He said "Sorry, I've only got 8 texts left." FML
Today, the guy I like took 15 hours to respond to my text. When I asked him why he took so long to respond, he said, “Chill, I’m not your boyfriend or anything, why are you asking me questions like that?” FML
Today, I got in a fight with my boyfriend. I sent him a long message pouring my heart out about how hurt I am that he constantly ignores me or responds to almost everything I say in monosyllables. He texted back "ok". FML
Today, my boyfriend came over and dropped off my phone, which I'd left at his place the night before. He immediately left in a sulk. As I looked through my texts, I discovered he was only so moody because I hadn't answered any of his calls or messages. I'm dating an idiot. FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a long and heartfelt message. He responded with "tl; dr". FML
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boatiebanter 0
You picked the wrong boyfriend. Though, if you just texted and said "Why do you love me?" without any explanation, that would piss anyone off.
itsnotfair 0
well clearly you fish for compliments all the time
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Comments (421)
Dante167 0
YDI. That crap is pretty annoying when a girl constantly has to ask "Why do you love me?" Just because theyre fishing for some compliments
lmmmr 0
And #170- Don't read the comments section if you don't wish to read discussion of the FML. That's what it's for. Plain and simple.
0_0 0
stop being so needy. He probably thinks your are questioning his feelings. no one likes a question like that, especially when its randomly asked.
procrastination_ 0
doesn't matter how the text message comes off, he had no reason to be an ass.
dol567 0
DUMP HIM
kandy_fml 0
32 seems sexist. Not all girls are "so ******* helpless" and you have no idea that she was "down for no reason" so why don't you shut the **** up and stop with your sexist rants. I feel bad for your girlfriend if she has to put up with your shit. However, if you have to ask your boyfriend more than once why he loves you, you're probably just fishing for compliments. I've asked my boyfriend this once just for the sake of asking and he told me, and I haven't asked again because there is no point in asking a question you already know the answer to. You guys have no idea why she was upset. she was probably just trying to distract herself from her bad day.. So enough with the sexist, inconsiderate comments. Seriously.
bbananass 0
i hate when people ask that stupid shit. sorry but you deserved it. stop annoying him maybe he'll start to love you.
Dante167 0
#188 Ofcourse shes asked this question more than once, she was feeling sad, so she asked him this fishing for compliments. And if she hasnt asked him stuff like that before he wouldnt have said "You always ask such dumb questions."
kandy_fml 0
One more thing, reading this FML, I got the idea that her boyfriend pays minimal to no attention to her. Because girls who ask this constantly are usually just fishing for compliments, but probably because their boyfriend doesn't show any compassion towards their girlfriend at all. That doesn't make her needy. If she gets the feeling that her boyfriend doesn't love her, why wouldn't she ask such a question? I doubt any of you guys thought about that. Instead you just jumped on the bandwagon of calling her annoying and needy without thinking of other possible scenarios.
headcreeps 0
LMAO.. ah, men.