Today, I was feeling really down, so I texted my boyfriend and asked him to tell me why he loves me, thinking he would cheer me up. His response? "Don't bug me with this stupid shit anymore. You always ask such dumb questions." FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. His response? "Is that why you have been so clingy and annoying lately?" FML
Today, my boyfriend called and asked me why I love him. I told him because he's always there for me and continues to put up with my bipolar disorder. He promptly said "not anymore" and hung up. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied by telling me to fuck off. FML
Today, I was texting my boyfriend when he said, "Hold up." Thinking it'd be funny, I ran and grabbed my copy of the movie Up, and took a picture of me holding it and sent it to him. He replied, "Getting real tired of your shit." Then dumped me for my "dumb taste in humor." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were in bed and I asked him why he was with me. His answer was, "Well, the last girl I dated was really smart and she always made me feel dumb, so I decided to switch things up a bit. You make me feel like a genius, babe." FML
Today, after a hard day's work and emotional argument with my best friend, I sent my boyfriend a text telling him how much I loved him and cherished him in the hopes he would cheer me up with a romantic reply. He said "Sorry, I've only got 8 texts left." FML
Today, the guy I like took 15 hours to respond to my text. When I asked him why he took so long to respond, he said, “Chill, I’m not your boyfriend or anything, why are you asking me questions like that?” FML
Today, I got in a fight with my boyfriend. I sent him a long message pouring my heart out about how hurt I am that he constantly ignores me or responds to almost everything I say in monosyllables. He texted back "ok". FML
Today, my boyfriend came over and dropped off my phone, which I'd left at his place the night before. He immediately left in a sulk. As I looked through my texts, I discovered he was only so moody because I hadn't answered any of his calls or messages. I'm dating an idiot. FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a long and heartfelt message. He responded with "tl; dr". FML
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boatiebanter 0
You picked the wrong boyfriend. Though, if you just texted and said "Why do you love me?" without any explanation, that would piss anyone off.
itsnotfair 0
well clearly you fish for compliments all the time
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Comments (421)
cd5love96 0
YDI for being stupid. You probably always ask him the same shit. That shit gets annoying. You got served!
LJtheGreat 0
YDI for being an annoying bitch.
liveitlearnit 0
There's a way to have a man make you feel better: Be honest. You could have texted him, "Hey babe. I'm not feeling so happy today, and I could really use someone to cheer me up." Chances are, if he really does love you, he would have said something nice that would have fixed you up.
sfsdfsf 0
yeah, to be honest, that's a really obnoxious and needy question and it sounds like it's not the first time you have asked a question like that. So maybe you should do something about your life instead of sitting back and waiting for people to fan you with compliments that you force out of them
JonReb 0
Why would ask a question like that so randomly? It would also annoy me. Learn how to be more direct and honest, and stop playing little emotion games.
Dante167 0
Haha its funny how like all the guys say YDI and some of the girls are like sympathizing with her xD
BKF 0
If you told him you were having a bad day and needed him to cheer you up then if he was nice he would have told you. In that case, FYL he's a dick. But if you just called him and randomly asked that question, that would be weird for him. In that case YDI. Still, he could have been nicer about it.
LifeSux19 0
You totally deserved that one. You seem to be questioning your relationship with him, if you feel that he doesn't love you, then you shouldn't be with him. You should've just plan and told him that you were down and looking for a little comfort...My ex use to do the same thing. He always asked me questions just like that and I got pretty annoyed by it.
ddrluna 2
Wow, I am SO glad I'm not dating 90% of the little boys in this thread. You guys all have some serious growing up to do if you ever think that responding to someone you supposedly care about in such a callous manner is anywhere near acceptable, even if it's a question that annoys you. I can tell you'll all have a decidedly difficult time finding a girlfriend. Jesus Christ.
katie_bby 0
okay, so first off i always asked my boyfriend this & it was cute to hear him answer then he'd ask me the same thing, i'd get rid of the guy you have, apparently he doesn't care whether you know if he cares for you.