Today, I declined an apartment because it didn't have a detachable shower head that I could use for my enjoyment. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my parents got rid of our detachable shower head. Looks like I'm single again. FML
Today, my boyfriend turned down a shower with me because he didn't want to get his hair wet. FML
Today, after having a pretty rough day, I decided a nice, hot shower would be great. Ten minutes in, the shower head apparently couldn't take the water pressure anymore, and it flew off and hit me in the face. FML
Today, while trying to relax because I'm sick and I feel like crap, the shower head attachment fell and hit me on the head. FML
Today, the maintenance workers finally came to my apartment to fix the shower-head that kept falling off the wall. I was annoyed because they had replaced it a few weeks ago and since then, it'd been a problem. They went into my bathroom, turned the shower head around, and left. FML
Today, I was enjoying some "alone time" with the detachable shower head when someone flushed the toilet, causing the cold water to run out and badly scald my genitals. It hurts to walk. FML
Today, I was taking a shower for the first time in my new apartment. The shower head broke off the wall and slammed onto my head, while spraying water everywhere. I tried to stop the water, but only stopped the cold and got burnt by the hot. FML
Today, I was excited by the thought of the bathroom in my rental being replaced after the plumber advised that the leak can't be easily fixed. Instead, the owner has decided to fully renovate and is kicking me out. FML
Today, I left my empty shower running so I could pretend I didn't still live alone. FML
Today, I went down to my accommodation office in fiery wrath, demanding that something be done about my three-days-cold shower. Looking dubious, they sent someone back with me. As soon as we got there he looked at me with deep pity and pulled the cord in the corner that activated the hot water. FML
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Top comments
Stopa 1
You can...buy a new showerhead? Like they're not even expensive or difficult to install?
itzhazen 3
keeping your priorities straight I see
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Comments (95)
delichick 27
Really???? Couldnt ask if you could replace the showerhead??? Cant buy a toy???? God, must be nice being able to pick and choose an apartment based on the showerhead.
LevelupKid 8
I know right? People these days...
cptncuttlefish 24
Get a ***** like the rest of us and Buck up!
WonderCupcakess 10
OP, you do realise that you can always BUY one, right?
Red_Head_sortof 5
You know, you can always replace shower heads...
caggybandicoot 34
Oh my God, buy a vibrator.
mlustpdx 17
buy one.
hbs11476 9
Buy your own shower head after you take the apartment.
Le_ponderer 14
Buy a vibrator and a la-z-boy to use it in. You are welcome...
Bearsmomma 30
I have never even come across an apartment with a fancy shower head. Unless you buy your own I expect you'll be turning down all the apartments you view.
PANDORUM89 21
I have a strong feeling that you did not like that apartment for other reasons but are just using the showerhead as the excuse. If you really loved the apartment, the showerhead would be the least of your concerns. btw you can find toys for $20 online or in stores so idk why you would rest a decision like idk, where you live, based upon the showers ability to pleasure you.