Today, I declined an apartment because it didn't have a detachable shower head that I could use for my enjoyment. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my parents got rid of our detachable shower head. Looks like I'm single again. FML
Today, my boyfriend turned down a shower with me because he didn't want to get his hair wet. FML
Today, after having a pretty rough day, I decided a nice, hot shower would be great. Ten minutes in, the shower head apparently couldn't take the water pressure anymore, and it flew off and hit me in the face. FML
Today, while trying to relax because I'm sick and I feel like crap, the shower head attachment fell and hit me on the head. FML
Today, the maintenance workers finally came to my apartment to fix the shower-head that kept falling off the wall. I was annoyed because they had replaced it a few weeks ago and since then, it'd been a problem. They went into my bathroom, turned the shower head around, and left. FML
Today, I was enjoying some "alone time" with the detachable shower head when someone flushed the toilet, causing the cold water to run out and badly scald my genitals. It hurts to walk. FML
Today, I was taking a shower for the first time in my new apartment. The shower head broke off the wall and slammed onto my head, while spraying water everywhere. I tried to stop the water, but only stopped the cold and got burnt by the hot. FML
Today, I was excited by the thought of the bathroom in my rental being replaced after the plumber advised that the leak can't be easily fixed. Instead, the owner has decided to fully renovate and is kicking me out. FML
Today, I left my empty shower running so I could pretend I didn't still live alone. FML
Today, I went down to my accommodation office in fiery wrath, demanding that something be done about my three-days-cold shower. Looking dubious, they sent someone back with me. As soon as we got there he looked at me with deep pity and pulled the cord in the corner that activated the hot water. FML
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Top comments
Stopa 1
You can...buy a new showerhead? Like they're not even expensive or difficult to install?
itzhazen 3
keeping your priorities straight I see
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Comments (95)
Andrewx8 12
you can always add your own for 20 bucks.
AbbotsfordVandal 14
Buy a *****
unfuqnreal 15
Your a real keeper ,...NOT
brenton490 19
Must be new to this adulting thing. It's okay Op we all started there from one point in time.
HotMamaBBM 11
Ever think about installing one and buying it from Home Depot
Lazureneku777 13
and yet apparently this is more important then when my sociopathic mother decided I had to stay locked in a car in 90 degree (Fahrenheit) heat for four hours with nothing to drink, according to which fml's make the home page
anonymoususer070 17
Why don't you just buy a new one? I think you need your priorities straight, that shouldn't be the deciding factor on where you live. You can also go buy something for your "pleasure" That just sounds kinda cheap(because you won't buy a shower head or a toy) and kinda desperate.
RachelLo 4
Just buy a vibrator for Chrissake!
LevelupKid 8
You're a dumb bitch aren't you? Horny, and dumb.
AshBashMash0423 6
You could have bought a new shower head. Tf? ?