Today, I declined an apartment because it didn't have a detachable shower head that I could use for my enjoyment. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my parents got rid of our detachable shower head. Looks like I'm single again. FML
Today, my boyfriend turned down a shower with me because he didn't want to get his hair wet. FML
Today, after having a pretty rough day, I decided a nice, hot shower would be great. Ten minutes in, the shower head apparently couldn't take the water pressure anymore, and it flew off and hit me in the face. FML
Today, while trying to relax because I'm sick and I feel like crap, the shower head attachment fell and hit me on the head. FML
Today, the maintenance workers finally came to my apartment to fix the shower-head that kept falling off the wall. I was annoyed because they had replaced it a few weeks ago and since then, it'd been a problem. They went into my bathroom, turned the shower head around, and left. FML
Today, I was enjoying some "alone time" with the detachable shower head when someone flushed the toilet, causing the cold water to run out and badly scald my genitals. It hurts to walk. FML
Today, I was taking a shower for the first time in my new apartment. The shower head broke off the wall and slammed onto my head, while spraying water everywhere. I tried to stop the water, but only stopped the cold and got burnt by the hot. FML
Today, I was excited by the thought of the bathroom in my rental being replaced after the plumber advised that the leak can't be easily fixed. Instead, the owner has decided to fully renovate and is kicking me out. FML
Today, I left my empty shower running so I could pretend I didn't still live alone. FML
Today, I went down to my accommodation office in fiery wrath, demanding that something be done about my three-days-cold shower. Looking dubious, they sent someone back with me. As soon as we got there he looked at me with deep pity and pulled the cord in the corner that activated the hot water. FML
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Top comments
Stopa 1
You can...buy a new showerhead? Like they're not even expensive or difficult to install?
itzhazen 3
keeping your priorities straight I see
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Comments (95)
EwahWeeWah 21
That's just sad.
DanielleinDC 34
Seriously? That can't be the only reason you declined the apartment. For crying out loud, go online and find a website that features adult toys and look for a waterproof toy. Or ask the landlord if you're allowed to install a new shower head as long as you put the old one back when you move out.
kat2943 20
You could buy one and replace it. It's really not that difficult...
vikky538 29
You can buy a ***** that's way lot easier for your enjoyment
saturn5662001 10
Can't you buy one and switch it out?
graphicstyle7 17
You do know you can go to any Walmart, buy a shower head, and just install it until you leave the apartment, right?
Arkham_Callabero 15
Get an electric toothbrush or a Playstation controller
LevelupKid 8
First of all, why ate you considering this? Second, its called the dualshock for a reason
dihannasaurus 9
how ia this a fml?
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Sounds like someone has some issues. Like others have said, it's easy to get a new shower head and install it. Or you could always buy a vibrator, though they're a lot more expensive.
sleepyolivia 14
Nah, I've seen new $10 vibrators online before. Not sure about quality though, as I've never actually bought a $10 vibrator.
Light_My_Afire 6
Do they sell used vibrators? That seems at the least unsanitary. ..
love_me_electric 20
The first two vibrators I ever bought were on sale for $5 each online and they were amazing (and yes they were brand new, I would never buy a used toy)
racejunkie 4
Buy one!