Today, I declined an apartment because it didn't have a detachable shower head that I could use for my enjoyment. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my parents got rid of our detachable shower head. Looks like I'm single again. FML
Today, my boyfriend turned down a shower with me because he didn't want to get his hair wet. FML
Today, after having a pretty rough day, I decided a nice, hot shower would be great. Ten minutes in, the shower head apparently couldn't take the water pressure anymore, and it flew off and hit me in the face. FML
Today, while trying to relax because I'm sick and I feel like crap, the shower head attachment fell and hit me on the head. FML
Today, the maintenance workers finally came to my apartment to fix the shower-head that kept falling off the wall. I was annoyed because they had replaced it a few weeks ago and since then, it'd been a problem. They went into my bathroom, turned the shower head around, and left. FML
Today, I was enjoying some "alone time" with the detachable shower head when someone flushed the toilet, causing the cold water to run out and badly scald my genitals. It hurts to walk. FML
Today, I was taking a shower for the first time in my new apartment. The shower head broke off the wall and slammed onto my head, while spraying water everywhere. I tried to stop the water, but only stopped the cold and got burnt by the hot. FML
Today, I was excited by the thought of the bathroom in my rental being replaced after the plumber advised that the leak can't be easily fixed. Instead, the owner has decided to fully renovate and is kicking me out. FML
Today, I left my empty shower running so I could pretend I didn't still live alone. FML
Today, I went down to my accommodation office in fiery wrath, demanding that something be done about my three-days-cold shower. Looking dubious, they sent someone back with me. As soon as we got there he looked at me with deep pity and pulled the cord in the corner that activated the hot water. FML
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Top comments
Stopa 1
You can...buy a new showerhead? Like they're not even expensive or difficult to install?
itzhazen 3
keeping your priorities straight I see
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Comments (95)
graceinsheepwear 34
That's a YDI. First thing I do in a new place is swap out the showerhead for one I like, although not for the same reasons as you. Put the old one back when you move.
OneShotOfEstus94 7
must be a woman
Aiden89 23
Seriously, thats where you draw the line?? How the f*** is this a FML?
davek 36
Get a good vibrator?
spicychick21 5
Just keep the old one and put it back on when you move out..
ishnation 11
I have a detachable shower head
blackrose1996 11
Why didn't you buy one
mergeterge 24
Wow you're lucky to be able to decline over something so silly... Housing in my town is a shit show.
2Cwito6 5
if it was a tub just lay down on the tub and spread your legs under the thing were all the water comes out ( I don't know what its called ) and it will feel just as good! ?
LevelupKid 8
The thing where the water comes out? Are you 7? Its called a faucet.
SauceySarah 30
It's actually called a spout.
dawsonsmith6 5
Or you could buy a *****.