Today, I declined an apartment because it didn't have a detachable shower head that I could use for my enjoyment. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my parents got rid of our detachable shower head. Looks like I'm single again. FML
Today, my boyfriend turned down a shower with me because he didn't want to get his hair wet. FML
Today, after having a pretty rough day, I decided a nice, hot shower would be great. Ten minutes in, the shower head apparently couldn't take the water pressure anymore, and it flew off and hit me in the face. FML
Today, while trying to relax because I'm sick and I feel like crap, the shower head attachment fell and hit me on the head. FML
Today, the maintenance workers finally came to my apartment to fix the shower-head that kept falling off the wall. I was annoyed because they had replaced it a few weeks ago and since then, it'd been a problem. They went into my bathroom, turned the shower head around, and left. FML
Today, I was enjoying some "alone time" with the detachable shower head when someone flushed the toilet, causing the cold water to run out and badly scald my genitals. It hurts to walk. FML
Today, I was taking a shower for the first time in my new apartment. The shower head broke off the wall and slammed onto my head, while spraying water everywhere. I tried to stop the water, but only stopped the cold and got burnt by the hot. FML
Today, I was excited by the thought of the bathroom in my rental being replaced after the plumber advised that the leak can't be easily fixed. Instead, the owner has decided to fully renovate and is kicking me out. FML
Today, I left my empty shower running so I could pretend I didn't still live alone. FML
Today, I went down to my accommodation office in fiery wrath, demanding that something be done about my three-days-cold shower. Looking dubious, they sent someone back with me. As soon as we got there he looked at me with deep pity and pulled the cord in the corner that activated the hot water. FML
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Top comments
Stopa 1
You can...buy a new showerhead? Like they're not even expensive or difficult to install?
itzhazen 3
keeping your priorities straight I see
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Comments (95)
TrundleBucket 2
I didn't know which option was more appropriate, your life sucks or you deserve it.
Tortuga594 14
You could have easily installed one yourself they only cost like 20 or 30 dollars and kept the old one to swap them out when you move. Poor choice if everything thing else was nice.
alaskanessy 8
I completely agree. Except....if it was a nice apartment & that was the only problem, why did you not just buy a hand held shower head?
fictionaldiary 11
First of all, you can afford your own apartment but not your own shower head? And secondly, is it really that horrible to find other ways to **********? I'd say you deserved it, but your life sounds pretty great and you don't sound like the kind of person who deserves it a great life.
scooter50 12
they literally make an app for that.
Superplayer421 7
Lol, worthless bitch
tiredofwaiting 25
They are not very expensive.
criley221 19
Did you know that they just screw on? I bought a detachable from amazon for under 20 bucks, can even use both shower heads at once. Took 5 minutes to install..
DepressedKaylie 1
You could just buy one...
I.beat.myself 7
it's not that hard to have a showerhead changed out ???