Today, I was taking a shower with my new boyfriend for the first time. Last night was the first night we spent together. As I was washing my hair, I looked down at my feet and noticed yellow water. Some of the warm water I felt on my feet was not from the shower head. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I thought my boyfriend wanted to be romantic by pouring a bath, getting in then calling me in. As I get comfortable, he stands up and gets out. At the same time, I notice yellow water. He'd pissed in the tub for a joke. FML
Today, I was taking a long, relaxing, hot bath with my girlfriend after a long day. She had fallen asleep in my arms and everything was perfect - until I noticed the water around us had started turning yellow as she pissed herself in her sleep. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were about to take our first shower together. When he came into the room, he had swimming trunks on. FML
Today, while showering with my boyfriend, he asked if something was weird about his penis. Naturally, I looked closer. As soon as I did, he sprayed my face with urine. This is only the beginning; we just moved in. FML
Today, I slept in my boyfriend's room for the first time. I also wet the bed for the first time in a decade. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having a shower together for the first time. He was trying impress me and did some sort of dance move, he slipped, and when he fell he kicked my leg out causing me to fall and hit my face on the faucet. FML
Today, my boyfriend was in the shower, and I decided to go join him. I took all my clothes off and stepped into the bathroom. I slipped on some water, and ended up hitting my head on the toilet and passing out. When I came to, I saw my boyfriend's dad looking over me in his towel. Wrong person. FML
Today, I was taking a shower for the first time in my new apartment. The shower head broke off the wall and slammed onto my head, while spraying water everywhere. I tried to stop the water, but only stopped the cold and got burnt by the hot. FML
Today, I popped into the shower hoping to come out all warm and clean. Something was very wrong with the pipes, and I came out smelling like sewage instead. FML
Today, after not showering with my boyfriend in 3 months, he called me in to the bathroom and asked me to shower with him. After getting excited and ripping my clothes off, I get in and he asks me to wash his hair. FML
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Top comments
gxfu 0
don't lie, that's hot.
daniisme 0
at least you know urine his heart :D
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Comments (235)
gxfu 0
don't lie, that's hot.
Darraghscoot 0
he is marking his territory this is a good sign :)
momoimmortal 0
IKR
daniisme 0
at least you know urine his heart :D
bballer8 1
ha ha that's funny^
NickPortrayed 0
dont be so ungrateful
FreddyMustDie 0
222 Idk if that makes me wanna laugh or cry
usmc2016 0
rofl
bickel615 0
Just tell him you're not into watersports, lol
tehhotness 0
pft, you shoulda knelt down and let him give you a golden shower
TEAZO 0
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mmm baby thats the way i love to take my shower with someone pissing in it that just turns me on. well least ur in the shower so u still can get cleaned from him pissing.
GingerLaxBro 3
I love u lol
kname 0
well, at least he's comfortable around you!
roobz_fml 0
yeah. next he'll be farting w/ u in the room
ChaCerCam 14
farting on you*^
latuka 0
yall are nasty. that is an FML. would you want a girl to take a piss on you? didn't think so.
lafingman0 5
#6 - maybe.........
lucifer69_fml 0
personally i prefer the shit
nintenDX 0
I wouldn't mind if a girl oases on me :0
MiGman 5
#6 actually yes I would
gabygabs 8
first comment that makes sense. lol
redpowerlady 0
Let's get real. That is NASTY! LOL. Be sure to speak up and tell him not to piss when you are in there.
Kassad_fml 0
totally agree with #5..
effevery1slife 0
everyone pees in the shower...
Tracy_Evans 2
he's just marking his territory ;)
Bossman 0
I wouldn't say it's nasty, but it shows he's comfortable around you. If can't handle it or don't want to, tell him not to do it when he showers with you. Simple as that.