TCRII
Springfield, United States
Today, my wife and I agreed to get two horses. She got three horses and a pregnant goat. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
TCRII
Today, my estranged wife, who I am divorcing, asked me to find homes for our animals. I have a dog, which I am keeping. She has 3 dogs, 4 cats, 1 pig, 3 goats, 2 horses and 54 chickens. FML
barbecued goat anyone?
United States
Link please!
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Xandar
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Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out my wife is pregnant. The problem is she convinced me to get a vasectomy two years ago. FML
TCRII
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brando2k5
United States
Today, I got the official word my wife is pregnant. Her sister, who lives with us, is also pregnant. I'm stuck in an apartment with two women due in late 2012. FML
Anonyname
United Kingdom
Think of the environment
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Anonymous
Is this a joke?
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bmonehh
United States
Today, I met my wife's other husband. FML
CessnaPilot
United States
Today, I fell off a ladder while building a shelter for one of my wife's horses. I think I broke some ribs. I absolutely hate horses. FML
Top comments
skippydoda 32
To be fair, you said two horses, which she got. You didn't say she couldn't get more than that.
coconutting101 6
Rich people problems.
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Comments (28)
skippydoda 32
To be fair, you said two horses, which she got. You didn't say she couldn't get more than that.
janeresit 3
nice
coconutting101 6
Rich people problems.
MadiGirl24 18
Maybe they're not rich at all and that's why he's mad.
WhatHappenedToIt 22
or the animals are rescues and they live on a farm and he ends up doing mkst of the physical labour for the animals and now more then 2 horses is too much work.
Koios 30
Now that's a real plot twist
pro_panda_ganda 10
First-world problems.
Shabnam Moghal 14
Congratulations! You're gonna have kids!
Sinshine 28
Not if she spends all time with the horses and the goat.
Shabnam Moghal 14
The children of goats are called kids
mikbrooke 25
baby goat is a kid...
skippydoda 32
A baby goat is called a kid.
Lemou_fml 25
The goat offsprings are called kids, you poptart.
joshszz_fml 27
Centaurs then.
WhatHappenedToIt 22
a baby goat is called a kid....
Natasha Kinnear 9
First of all, how dare you
Razell 13
XD
LordGiblett 26
You clearly didn't get the joke. A goat's babies are also named kids. There you go, please retake kindergarten if you ever get the chance.
Lobby_Bee 18
Don't cut them up until you eat them, that way they'll stay fresh longer.
obzidian 4
This is soooo me. I like your wife!
Glowworm56 27
The fact that she randomly got a pregnant goat as well makes me laugh--it just seems so random.
Lemou_fml 25
meh... They may have agreed on a maximum price, she found cheap horses and got a goat on that deal. Like they time I tried to sell my turtle to a pet shop, but they sold me a turtle that's too cheap for me to say no. Now, I have two.
tibtak 20
That's why you should have agreed on one horse only