Today, my religious girlfriend convinced me to let her take my virginity. A few hours later, she broke up with me, crying and saying I was going to hell for having sex before marriage. But apparently she isn't, and she can't be with someone who "tempts" her. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend who was planning on waiting until marriage for sex decided to have sex with me. It's been 4 hours and she hasn't stopped crying, praying and calling me the devil's temptation. FML
Today, as things were getting hot with my girlfriend, it came up that I'm a virgin. She broke up with me. FML
Today, I was all set to lose my virginity to my girlfriend. I was ecstatic, until she threatened to "beat the fuck" out of me if I didn't make it good for her. The actual sex was 30 seconds of me being given death glares, causing me to lose my boner, and have to leave in shame. FML
Today, I was about to lose my virginity to my girlfriend, with whom I am genuinely in love. Right after I'd got the condom on, she said, "You do know this is break-up sex, right?" FML
Today, my future mother-in-law freaked out my very religious fiancé by telling him fornication is gonna send him to hell, because when I was with them in January we had sex every day for a month and she's still mad about it. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after being "pressured" into a relationship with another guy. But it's okay, she said she would think of me every time she made love to him. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after being "pressured" into a relationship with another guy. But it's okay, she said she would think of me every time she made love to him. FML
Today, I got dumped by my girlfriend. Why? She had been praying and came to the conclusion that God was telling her to leave so she could meet her soulmate. FML
Today, my date walked out on me after I told him I was devout in my beliefs, including saving myself until marriage. Apparently, meeting me at Sunday services didn’t twig him to my faith, and he actually thought religious girls were all secret sluts like in the pornos. FML
Today, I had to watch as my deeply religious mother broke out in tears of joy, as she said how happy she was that I was waiting until marriage to have sex. I didn't have the heart to tell her that my fiancé and I fucked on the first date. FML
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Top comments
marcelmg 10
Must be catholic. Can't cope with sinners, but can be sinners.
randomguy76 14
Dodged a HUGE bullet.
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Comments (166)
munchly 17
Oh well it's a good thing God will restore her virginity -.-
saffy66 34
I just pray you used protection with this lunatic - and I'd have a word to her about temptation and premarital sex - remind her they are sins for her if they're sins for you, and she seems to have been the instigator. I think you've dodged a bullet OP, so long as she isn't pregnant and hasn't given you an STD. After all, your post makes it sound like she'd already given up the goodies to someone else.
Drakone 9
Are you sure you weren't just realllllly bad at it?
kavyashahs 16
Girls my age are getting pregnant, and I'm still afraid to order pizza over the phone.
kavyashahs 16
Congrats you're an asshole
Ashter 20
Must be the same chick from FML # 552. lol
an3ph 20
That first sentence has me completely befuddled as to who convinced who to take what.
PizzaElHutt 7
This sounds like the dumbest bitch ever.
havok87 11
Dude. Always avoid the religious ones. Never worth your time.
2retz 11
something is not right there op.... unstable, manipulative and emotionally loopy. I say she isn't the right one for you and day best of luck finding your next partner.