Today, my future mother-in-law freaked out my very religious fiancé by telling him fornication is gonna send him to hell, because when I was with them in January we had sex every day for a month and she's still mad about it. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my religious girlfriend convinced me to let her take my virginity. A few hours later, she broke up with me, crying and saying I was going to hell for having sex before marriage. But apparently she isn't, and she can't be with someone who "tempts" her. FML
Today, I had to watch as my deeply religious mother broke out in tears of joy, as she said how happy she was that I was waiting until marriage to have sex. I didn't have the heart to tell her that my fiancé and I fucked on the first date. FML
Today, my fiancée, who believes in "sex after marriage" like me, told me she was pregnant. FML
Today, my dad overheard me and my girlfriend having a very personal conversation. His response was to burst into the room and ground me for a month for failing to get her to orgasm the last 3 times we had sex. FML
Today, we met my son's new girlfriend, who he met at church. My asshat husband cracked a joke about all the "new relationship sex" they must be having, offending her and angering my son, who said they were waiting for marriage. My husband retorted, "Who believes in that junk anymore anyway? Go have sex!" FML
Today, my fiancé and I are house-sitting for my future in-laws for the next 3 weeks. They left a bible in both bedrooms, along with printouts of an article denouncing the "sin" of premarital sex. They're such complete whack-jobs, I wouldn't be surprised if they've set up hidden cameras everywhere too. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have sex for the first time, the one day my period came early. He thought it was a sign from God and thinks we're going to hell. FML
Today, my future mother-in-law tried to blackmail me out of the wedding with photographs of me with another man. Her son and I met on a swingers website and we both have multiple sexual partners, so we had to tell her the truth. Awkward doesn’t begin to describe it. FML
Today, while having dinner with my girlfriend's very religious parents, her mother called me a heathen and said she'd convert me one day. She wasn't kidding. FML
Today, it was my wedding, and I live in a country that doesn't take premarital sex lightly. My wife chose the last girl I slept with to be her main bridesmaid. She doesn't know. FML
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RichardPencil 32
How did he not know this? Did he think that God was ok with fornication, or that the religion didn't have rules about sex?
Chazzster 32
There are things you really shouldn’t do at someone else’s home. The most basic of which is to knowingly do things that offend their personal principles. I’m definitely not going to say that having sex with your fiancé is wrong - But I will say that if the parents don’t approve of pre-marital sex, then don’t do it when they are around or leave evidence for them to find. It’s odd that fiancé is “religious” and yet apparently did not know that his religion disapproves of pre-marital sex? Either he’s extraordinarily naive or hypocritical. While not officially, often people ignore the Biblical bans on pre-marital sex when the couples are officially engaged to be married. And not all apparently “religious” people are hung up on following every rule of their religion - especially when it feels so good not to. You now have a difficult situation - Fiancé is easily influenced by his mom and yet sex is a healthy and normal desire for young men and women. There might even be a bit of twisted jealousy between Fiancé’s mom and you. Had the two of you been more discrete you would not be in this situation. But you are where you are. Apologize (convincingly) with Fiancé to his mom for having sex in their home when they did not approve, and arrange your love making with more discretion in the future. If you are old enough to be independent, get your own place.
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RichardPencil 32
How did he not know this? Did he think that God was ok with fornication, or that the religion didn't have rules about sex?
Yusuf Nyle 6
you are a POS! What world do you live in you religious freak! stop judging this woman.
RichardPencil 32
What the **** are you talking about, asshole? How would the religious fiancé not know about that? It's common knowledge. You're an idiot.
kfchicken 31
to be fair her husband probably thought sex post nuptially was fine. it is in most religions as far as I know
Plop 17
kfchicken_fml: Well, yes and no. Then no again. It's her fiance, not her husband, so the sex was strictly pre-marital, therefore sinful. 2nd, it's not so much that post-marital sex is kosher, but rather that extra/pre-marital sex is sinful regardless of circumstances. 3rd, the reason for both is that non-procreative sex is always sinful. Fun thing is, for that very reason, male masturbation is supposed to be as sinful as extra-marital sex, but religious nutjobs always conveniently forget about that close, or excuse it because "boys will be boys".
tounces7 28
Pre-marital sex is automatically forgiven if you DO marry the person though.
alex_jaguara 33
No grandkids it is then.
tounces7 28
So she's religious but she doesn't believe in Jesus basically?
Chazzster 32
What is being inferred to here is that the most basic tenant in Christianity is that one’s “sins” can be forgiven if you earnestly repent of those sins and ask forgiveness. In this doctrine no one is condemned to “hell” for anything unless you are unwilling to earnestly ask for forgiveness. It is a basic Christian doctrine and always has been.
Chazzster 32
There are things you really shouldn’t do at someone else’s home. The most basic of which is to knowingly do things that offend their personal principles. I’m definitely not going to say that having sex with your fiancé is wrong - But I will say that if the parents don’t approve of pre-marital sex, then don’t do it when they are around or leave evidence for them to find. It’s odd that fiancé is “religious” and yet apparently did not know that his religion disapproves of pre-marital sex? Either he’s extraordinarily naive or hypocritical. While not officially, often people ignore the Biblical bans on pre-marital sex when the couples are officially engaged to be married. And not all apparently “religious” people are hung up on following every rule of their religion - especially when it feels so good not to. You now have a difficult situation - Fiancé is easily influenced by his mom and yet sex is a healthy and normal desire for young men and women. There might even be a bit of twisted jealousy between Fiancé’s mom and you. Had the two of you been more discrete you would not be in this situation. But you are where you are. Apologize (convincingly) with Fiancé to his mom for having sex in their home when they did not approve, and arrange your love making with more discretion in the future. If you are old enough to be independent, get your own place.
Glitterbaby2613 20
I feel like she probably more annoyed cause she could probably hear u through the walls, maybe you should wait till you have your own place to have playtime
Grizz8831 14
or rent a cheap motel. or wait until they are out... or a bunch of other possibilities that do not cause such drama.
Brandy Plapp 17
And how did she know? Did you tell her? were you not discreet or respectful in their home? It's no one's business but yours unless you make it theirs by disrespecting their rules in their home. And even then you can keep it on the down low....
princess_stabitty 20
Well, your "very religious" fiancé is a hypocrite, and you both are treating his mother with very little, if any respect, if you do things your future in-laws do not approve of, under their very roof.