Today, my religious girlfriend convinced me to let her take my virginity. A few hours later, she broke up with me, crying and saying I was going to hell for having sex before marriage. But apparently she isn't, and she can't be with someone who "tempts" her. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend who was planning on waiting until marriage for sex decided to have sex with me. It's been 4 hours and she hasn't stopped crying, praying and calling me the devil's temptation. FML
Today, as things were getting hot with my girlfriend, it came up that I'm a virgin. She broke up with me. FML
Today, I was all set to lose my virginity to my girlfriend. I was ecstatic, until she threatened to "beat the fuck" out of me if I didn't make it good for her. The actual sex was 30 seconds of me being given death glares, causing me to lose my boner, and have to leave in shame. FML
Today, I was about to lose my virginity to my girlfriend, with whom I am genuinely in love. Right after I'd got the condom on, she said, "You do know this is break-up sex, right?" FML
Today, my future mother-in-law freaked out my very religious fiancé by telling him fornication is gonna send him to hell, because when I was with them in January we had sex every day for a month and she's still mad about it. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after being "pressured" into a relationship with another guy. But it's okay, she said she would think of me every time she made love to him. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after being "pressured" into a relationship with another guy. But it's okay, she said she would think of me every time she made love to him. FML
Today, I got dumped by my girlfriend. Why? She had been praying and came to the conclusion that God was telling her to leave so she could meet her soulmate. FML
Today, my date walked out on me after I told him I was devout in my beliefs, including saving myself until marriage. Apparently, meeting me at Sunday services didn’t twig him to my faith, and he actually thought religious girls were all secret sluts like in the pornos. FML
Today, I had to watch as my deeply religious mother broke out in tears of joy, as she said how happy she was that I was waiting until marriage to have sex. I didn't have the heart to tell her that my fiancé and I fucked on the first date. FML
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marcelmg 10
Must be catholic. Can't cope with sinners, but can be sinners.
randomguy76 14
Dodged a HUGE bullet.
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Comments (166)
Emily282828 2
Sounds like a good girl syndrome to me. Tough break :-(
nature_girl_08 14
Something similar actually happened to my best friend's mom. She was engaged to his father, who was a devout Catholic, and when she ended up pregnant, he broke up with her because he couldn't marry someone who has conceived a child out of wedlock. Ended up moving back to California and my best friend never met him.
alfonze07 12
You were just a hit it and quit it...
savemeSheehan 8
A lot of people, specifically very religious people, react badly after sex. She is probably just feeling guilty and taking it out on you
syed121417 22
Ugh I hate it when people do something, regret it, but punish others for it. Can't believe she broke up with you over that. There are some people who use religion to justify the cray
fmlneedsauser 1
My ex did this to me too, dude. I feel your pain, but trust me, it's a blessing to get away from that level of crazy.
tchopper1969 16
hope she was good at least
Einstein89 0
She was looking for a reason to break up with you. And probably cheating on you.
Kozeyekan021 1
Wait, wait, wait. So you had a girl who doesn't get around ask you for sex, then she sent you on your way afterwards? Screw you, your life doesn't suck, it's actually a pretty good outcome.
lisbethcc 15
Been there done that... that sucks!!!!! :(