Today, my religious girlfriend convinced me to let her take my virginity. A few hours later, she broke up with me, crying and saying I was going to hell for having sex before marriage. But apparently she isn't, and she can't be with someone who "tempts" her. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend who was planning on waiting until marriage for sex decided to have sex with me. It's been 4 hours and she hasn't stopped crying, praying and calling me the devil's temptation. FML
Today, as things were getting hot with my girlfriend, it came up that I'm a virgin. She broke up with me. FML
Today, I was all set to lose my virginity to my girlfriend. I was ecstatic, until she threatened to "beat the fuck" out of me if I didn't make it good for her. The actual sex was 30 seconds of me being given death glares, causing me to lose my boner, and have to leave in shame. FML
Today, I was about to lose my virginity to my girlfriend, with whom I am genuinely in love. Right after I'd got the condom on, she said, "You do know this is break-up sex, right?" FML
Today, my future mother-in-law freaked out my very religious fiancé by telling him fornication is gonna send him to hell, because when I was with them in January we had sex every day for a month and she's still mad about it. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after being "pressured" into a relationship with another guy. But it's okay, she said she would think of me every time she made love to him. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after being "pressured" into a relationship with another guy. But it's okay, she said she would think of me every time she made love to him. FML
Today, I got dumped by my girlfriend. Why? She had been praying and came to the conclusion that God was telling her to leave so she could meet her soulmate. FML
Today, my date walked out on me after I told him I was devout in my beliefs, including saving myself until marriage. Apparently, meeting me at Sunday services didn’t twig him to my faith, and he actually thought religious girls were all secret sluts like in the pornos. FML
Today, I had to watch as my deeply religious mother broke out in tears of joy, as she said how happy she was that I was waiting until marriage to have sex. I didn't have the heart to tell her that my fiancé and I fucked on the first date. FML
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Top comments
marcelmg 10
Must be catholic. Can't cope with sinners, but can be sinners.
randomguy76 14
Dodged a HUGE bullet.
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Comments (166)
MishIsBish 12
Run as fast as you can.
TheNiceOne 20
If we weren't able to ask for forgiveness, we would all be going it hell.
TJRoy 44
She is going to have the worst dating life if she looks for people who don't tempt her. "Hi, I find you sexually attractive, sorry, we can't date" "Hi, I find you physically repulsive! Let's date".
atsignat 18
You enjoyed your first time and then found a way to not be involved with crazy people around. It looks like you won twice
KociaQ 30
I think you dodged a bullet there, OP.
Doctor_W_H_O 18
She's probably using religion as an excuse, maybe you're better off without her but sorry non the less OP
SplineMan 4
She should have given you a receipt, because we all know there's a 14 day return policy on virginity. Way better you found out she's such a whackadoodle now, OP!
IWillBeAIAm 14
I mean at least ya got laid first lol
middlenamefrank 8
Never date outside your religious pool. Or your sanity pool. You sound like a sane, non-religious person, so you're WAAY better off without a religious, insane person.
Jamie_420 6
That's terrible. She tempted you in the first place. Don't worry though, there really is better out there.