Anonymoys
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Talk to her!
Today my girlfriend actually moved during sex. I love her, but she's so awful in bed. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
robinhoood
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Romantic
Today, my girlfriend, who never initiates sex, pulled me into my room and onto my bed with kisses and other seductive behavior. As I'm thinking about how awesome it is that's she's doing this for once, she reaches down, grabs my underwear, and gives me the worst wedgie I've ever received. FML
Isuckreallybad
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Narcolepsy
Today, my girlfriend fell asleep during sex. This isn't the first time. FML
pornhastaughtmenothing
Tacoma, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I realized just how bad I am in bed when my girlfriend literally yawned the words, "Oh God" while attempting to fake an orgasm. FML
Anonymous
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend of a year exclaimed "Oh my god!" for the first time during sex. Nope, I haven't improved in bed, I recently moved a TV into my room and something exciting happened on the show she was watching. FML
John
Poland 🌶️ Spicy
And the boner?
Today, I've been blessed with a great girlfriend who initiates sex often, but then during the act just lays there looking uninterested while I do all the work. Looking at her bored expression makes me lose all the fun. FML
poopydaddy
Oakville, Canada
Today, I found out that every time my girlfriend takes a big dump, she pretends as if she's giving birth and screams uncontrollably. I just moved in with her. FML
Sully
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was having sex and wanted to move to the wall, so I picked her up, got my foot stuck in my blanket, and dropped her on the floor. FML
Anonymous
Chatham, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend admitted she had a nightmare about having sex with me. FML
True Story
Canada
Today, it's been a year since I've been with my girlfriend, and I think that I hate more things about her than I like. For instance, how she likes to throw furniture at me. FML
katie
🌶️ Spicy
Today, as my girlfriend and I were making love, and she started to moan and groan. All of a sudden, she stopped and said, "I'm lying, you suck at this." FML
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donotlistentome 1
Have a conversation with her, not the public.
cuz803 46
To play devil's advocate, maybe it might be fair to scrutinize your own game before someone else's. I could be spewing bs, but maybe your sex game isn't all that hot neither. After all, 46% of women don't ****** from sex.
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SM79 6
Just curious, have you had a conversation with her to find out why she's generally unresponsive? Is that she's one of those people who doesn't enjoy sex? Does she have past history of sexual abuse? Or maybe there's something she'd enjoy that you're not doing?
Laurel Anne 6
🤦🏻♀️damn, this dude probably wouldn’t know a clit if it hit him in the head. All I see is an ignorant child dissing himself, if you were doing it right she’d let you know. I promise. 🙄She might as well be screaming “YOU SUCK! Do something different!” Why should she make it any better for you if she’s not enjoying it??? Ever think that maybe it’s not all about you?
Stargazers 3
She probably feels like you're just using her to jack off and doesn't want to disturb you... How about having a conversation and asking her what turns her on? Making her ****** BEFORE you even enter her might make her more receptive to you. Sadly some men think that their erection is supposed to get us wet and turned on... 🤔 It doesn't, so you push your way in and the reaction you see on our face is discomfort NOT pleasure. Communication is key.
snehaa 5
I'm sure she said the same thing bout you
Malachi Malachi 4
wow maybe she needs some help. 😎