Today, I quit my job so I wouldn't have to work with this one complete fuck-wit anymore. I told him what I thought of him, and then walked away giving him the middle finger. Turns out, he is a regular customer at my new job. Everyone loves him and thinks he's awesome. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was fired from my job. My boss turned to everyone and said, "Allow me to escort this trash out of the office." Everyone cheered. FML
Today, I quit my job by insulting my manager - who is/was a friend, whose wedding I officiated - in full earshot of everyone. It turned into a pretty public argument on the street. I don’t really know why I did it, other than just feeling so burned out by his treatment of everyone. FML
Today, I discovered my former boss from the job I quit 3 months is now my boss at my new job. He was the reason I quit my old job. FML
Today, at work, the janitor would not stop telling me how good I looked. This was after he told me he was fired for sexual harassment at his last job. He clearly learned that lesson. FML
Today, I gave my boss two weeks notice for me leaving work, as I had received a better job offer with twice the pay. I thought he took it well until I heard him mutter under his breath, "About fucking time." FML
Today, I quit my job after being the only one to do my job, the boss's job, and the other guy’s job. Their way of saying thank you for being the best employee they'd had was to fuck me on my paycheque and give me $70 for a week's work. FML
Today, I finally quit my job after talking with a friend about making our own design/multimedia company. While I was on my way to his house, he called me and told me not to quit because he got an awesome job offer and couldn't refuse. FML
Today, I finally worked up the nerve to quit my job after being tortured by my boss for months. My boss responded by throwing a hardcover textbook at me and hitting me in the face. FML
Today, it was a coworker's last day. Over the last 6 months, he has been talking smack about me because he assumed I'd ratted him out for a Facebook post, ranting about our place of employment. I decided to confront him after work to let him know that I didn't do it. He then reported me for harassment to all of my supervisors. FML
Today, we had a family day at my new job. I used to have a very abusive boss in my previous position, who even slapped one co-worker across the face in the office, prompting me to quit. Guess who turns out to be my new manager's wife… FML
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Top comments
Zman2017 18
I have to feel like maybe you were the one being annoying.....
photogirlinlove 16
Irony is a cruel bitch.
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photogirlinlove 16
Irony is a cruel bitch.
KatieKoala 19
Agreed my friend, agreed
MyNameIsLaughter 18
#4 Pressing thumbs up says that you agree. There's no need to comment...
Schizomaniac 24
Pressing thumbs down says you disagree there's no need to co- ..hey wait a minute.
littleking94 14
#33 if you're gonna be a smart ass, don't be a dumb one.
xDeadlyBlade99x 9
Lol #38 this could go forever, and is anyone else here wondering what this guy did... did he harass her or just be annoying xD
MyNameIsLaughter 18
Dang... I didn't realize how big a butthole I made myself look like. I apologize #4. I'm not really like that, and I'll think more before commenting for now on.
Zman2017 18
I have to feel like maybe you were the one being annoying.....
Soloman212 28
Unreliable narrators are the best.
Miss_Mandi 29
This. This is exactly what I thought. And you quit your job over the guy. I hope jobs grow on trees over there.
MandyMeow_fml 18
Karma just bit you in the ass.
DaEpicTaco 13
Fyi op at least you don't have to deal with him anymore.
DaEpicTaco 13
I meant FYL lol fml
mswhatever 18
You're a special kind of stupid aren't you? OP now has to deal with him at her new job.
chinaski7628 32
He's a customer at her new job. She DOES have to deal with him. That's the whole point.
CommentKing207 23
How could you have not known he was a customer? Do you not have name tags or uniforms?
CommentKing207 23
Oh man I read it wrong. I thought that he was a regular at your old work and you quit because of him. I should seriously stop commenting :/
danimal_crackerz 26
Where you smoking weed (everyday) when you read it? XD
HUGBUG 23
Lol you got what was coming to you, That's karma
Myo_fml 20
Well, I guess the grass isn't always greener on the other side.
Wolfipoo 31
That sucks OP, hope you don't get fired from him trying to get "revenge", but good luck at your new job.
thawny_fml 21
Just do what all girls do when they don't get their way. Tell everyone he was sexually harassing you.
lizgb80 19
With logic and sensitivity like that #42 I can't help but assume that you will have your very own sexual lawsuit one day. Enjoy it, I'm sure it will be well earned.
Econforthwin 15
Is there any chance the problem is you OP? I'm not saying it is, I'm just wondering. If he truly sucks, you'll just have to enjoy the time he isn't at your new job.
IridianShadow 20
As much as I agree that OP was being immature, working with someone and them being a customer are completely different things.
knocturne 7
There's a lot to be said about being the bigger person