Today, I finally measured myself to find a properly fitted bra. I'm AAA, a size which doesn't technically exist. Goodbye self esteem. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to Victoria's Secret to get fitted for a new bra since mine weren't fitting properly. To my amazement, I wasn't a 32A, but a 32AA. I might as well have craters on my chest. FML
Today, I found my first bra and tried it on. It still fits. FML
Today, after much measuring with a tape measure, comparing with my sisters and even asking my husband for his opinion, I'm forced to admit that without a bra on, my boobs now sag so much my nipples hang down to the level of my belly button. FML
Today, I went to Victoria's Secret to buy a bra. A woman sized me and then gave me a bra to try on in the fitting room. To my pleasure, it seemed to fit well. The woman who had sized me came in to check on me and replied, "Yeah, it happens. Not everyone can be symmetrical." FML
Today, I took my mom to Victoria's Secret to help her find a bra. She made me try one on to see if it looked good on me. Turns out we have the same cup size. I'm a guy. FML
Today, I was ordering some clothes from Abercrombie online and I went to measure my bust to check what size I am in American. I got my measurement, checked what size it would be and the size of my bust was not even listed on the website. Great. Now even Abercrombie thinks I have small tits. FML
Today, I was at Target trying on swimsuits. I tried on a medium bottom and was so excited because it fit perfectly even though I've gained a few pounds. My self-esteem was at an all-time high until my mom told me I could never fit into a medium. I rechecked the tag. It was an extra large. FML
Today, after spending the night at my boyfriend's house, I was heading out the door when he called me back to hand me something I had left at his house a while ago. It was one of my bras. It wasn't until I got home I noticed the cup size was a B. I'm a size D. FML
Today, I was out shopping for bras. While in one store, I couldn't seem to find any in my size. When I asked an employee for help, they took one look at my chest and said, "Maybe you should try our girls' section, we have a lot of training bras." I'm 25. FML
Today, it's official, we measured. My boyfriend's manboobs are bigger than my breasts. FML
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mt21mt 15
Please don't let the size of your **** define who you are; your personality is more important for a long term relationship. This would have sounded like bullshit to me a few years ago, but now, at 28 years old, and dying inside to have my first real girlfriend, I understand it. **** I feel old. But please, don't think you are less valuable as a human being because of your chest size. Please.
TCRII 30
Whenever you think that big breasts must be better than little ones, ask yourself this question. What will a 25 year old woman have between her big **** when she is 80? Answer: Her belly button.
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mt21mt 15
Please don't let the size of your **** define who you are; your personality is more important for a long term relationship. This would have sounded like bullshit to me a few years ago, but now, at 28 years old, and dying inside to have my first real girlfriend, I understand it. **** I feel old. But please, don't think you are less valuable as a human being because of your chest size. Please.
Jonathan Timothy Lacelle 2
Besides, anything over a B cup is just excess fat anyway.
FMLDUDE14 4
...That's not how it works
Katieslock 17
What do you mean?
FMLDUDE14 4
you measure under your breast and take that number like 30 inches then measure on your chest and get that number like 32 then you would go two cup sizes up which would be B 30 because it's 2 inches if it was 34 it would be D 30 does that make sense?
TCRII 30
Whenever you think that big breasts must be better than little ones, ask yourself this question. What will a 25 year old woman have between her big **** when she is 80? Answer: Her belly button.
hazeblaze 13
"What will a 25 yr old woman do... when shes 80" thats some time travelling shit right there
RichardPencil 32
Look at the bright side: you are sporting a couple of very popular batteries. You’re also a well-respected auto club!
sirensinger 8
Don't feel bad. Any large chested woman will be jealous of you. Bras are freakin expensive, the underwire stabs you, and breasts cause insane back pain (with or without the support of a bra). As a large chested woman, there are many things I can't do that you can easily. For example: sleep on your stomache, not knocking everything off the table whenever your turn slightly, run (yes, im serious. running is incredibly painful), play ANY sports, hug people, carrying large boxes, look down, not slam your breasts in doors (ive done this multiple times), and the list just goes on and on
Mathametic 14
In the same vein, wouldn't complaining about small boobs be the same whining then? Just shut up, if your small boobs bother you so much, get them enlarged. Whining about your small boobs is the dumbest thing to whine about.
DoomedGemini 38
There's ups and downs to both. You're oversexualized if you have large breasts and not sexy if you have small. But, larger breasts do tend to come with back trouble because of it. Also if you're really bitching about complaining..this whole FML is about complaining. Because both sides can really suck. There really isn't a "you have it easier!!", it's a case of the grass is always greener on the other side
sirensinger 8
I never mentioned that I have large breasts. I actually have breasts simmilar in size to OPs. I was merely pointing out some cons from the other perspective
sirensinger 8
I never mentioned that I have large breasts. I actually have breasts simmilar in size to OPs. I was merely pointing out some cons from the other perspective
sirensinger 8
Don't feel bad. Any large chested woman will be jealous of you. Bras are freakin expensive, the underwire stabs you, and breasts cause insane back pain (with or without the support of a bra). As a large chested woman, there are many things I can't do that you can easily. For example: sleep on your stomache, not knocking everything off the table whenever your turn slightly, run (yes, im serious. running is incredibly painful), play ANY sports, hug people, carrying large boxes, look down, not slam your breasts in doors (ive done this multiple times), and the list just goes on and on
allie2590 31
Are you an anime character?
sirensinger 8
MY COVER IS BLOWN! ABORT MISSION!!!!
Death69 24
Can't vote on THIS. To me, I can't say YLS. Definitely can't sayYDI. This is a circumstance out of your control(sure there are implants you could get, but please DON'T do IT). If anyone judges you by the size of your breasts? They ain't worth your time anyway. Don't let them ruin your day. Just smile, enjoy the fact that you are alive and healthy. And one day, some guy will love you. ALL of you. Good luck OP!
Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 20
Hey the size of your **** is way less important than your personality. Also depending on how old you are they might as well grow a bit in the future... And if they don't... hey there's always plastic surgery...
Donut_Wizard 23
At least you can dress up like the Energizer Bunny for Halloween.
tarabella 7
why do you even want a bra? wear something like a sports bra or a crop top under lighter tops. bras are definitely the most uncomfortable things to wear ever! even with smaller or average sized boobs. i get it why it is kinda annoying to have small boobs but look on the bright side of it :) don't focus on the negative, it's not so bad