Today, I realized that my relationship has hit a new low when I made an appointment with my girlfriend to have sex. I have a two week wait. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I realized how much I hate my girlfriend, when I got excited as the doctor told me I should refrain from having sex for the next two months. FML
Today, my girlfriend said she didn't want to have sex because it takes too long. FML
Today, my girlfriend gave me a two week notice for our relationship. FML
Today, my girlfriend of a year and I had sex for the first time in several weeks due to relationship problems; I came in less than 10 seconds. We're still having problems. FML
Today, my friend told me how depressing it is that she hasn't had sex in two weeks. I haven't had sex in 3 years. FML
Today, my girlfriend said she’s been wanting to have sex lately. We haven’t done it in so long, I've lost track. We still haven’t done it. Part of me wants to fuck someone else. FML
Today, I learned two things. First, my girlfriend loves sex. Second, I'm practically the only one she hasn't had sex with in the 2 months we've been dating. FML
Today, marks the second week straight without sex. Being a newlywed isn't as great as I thought. FML
Today, my girlfriend raged furiously at me for never initiating sex. The reason I haven't been initiating is because she was on a medically-ordered sex ban, and she "forgot to tell me" that her doctor had cleared her two weeks ago. She's still mad at me, and there's still no sex. FML
Today, the previously charming guy I've been seeing for the past two weeks tried to introduce a weekly sex quota into our relationship. FML
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Top comments
abbyade 21
It is time to re-evaluate your relationship. You guys should have a good chat and make a decision if this relationship is salvageable or not.
DaRito 25
You should talk it out with your girlfriend, it doesn't seem like the relationship would last long from that point.
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Comments (92)
RealSuperSand 21
Did she have you take a number? Because then you know it's bad.
Attacksloth 33
Does... that imply that she's cheating on you? You both need to sit down and talk.
thisguy22 33
Is she all booked up for the next 2 weeks with her other flings? Busy girl...
kirby1964 20
Do these "dates" cost a couple hundred dollars? Are you sure she is not a prostitute?
tbro47 23
On the bright side, at least there's not a queue.
siggy_mcsigx 22
Isn't about him queuing up, it's about her having this level of control. Weird and not healthy.
iwadasn 33
It may not be that she's controlling. My first thought was that she has a very busy schedule and OP feels she's not making enough time for him.
DisturbedSRT8 17
At least you have a chance of getting some!
vikky538 29
Are you sure that she is girlfriend only for you?
worldclassrager 41
Does she treat relationships like a business? I hate to say this but you two might be better off breaking this off
quickfingers100 15
I feel for you bro......pack up and move on
leogachi 15
Why the **** is everyone saying to break it off? You don't even know the story. What if she's working and going to school full time, so she's too exhausted for sex? Just because she's busy doesn't mean that she isn't making time for Op, it could just mean sex is the last thing she wants to do.