Today, I realized that my relationship has hit a new low when I made an appointment with my girlfriend to have sex. I have a two week wait. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I realized how much I hate my girlfriend, when I got excited as the doctor told me I should refrain from having sex for the next two months. FML
Today, my girlfriend said she didn't want to have sex because it takes too long. FML
Today, my girlfriend gave me a two week notice for our relationship. FML
Today, my girlfriend of a year and I had sex for the first time in several weeks due to relationship problems; I came in less than 10 seconds. We're still having problems. FML
Today, my friend told me how depressing it is that she hasn't had sex in two weeks. I haven't had sex in 3 years. FML
Today, my girlfriend said she’s been wanting to have sex lately. We haven’t done it in so long, I've lost track. We still haven’t done it. Part of me wants to fuck someone else. FML
Today, I learned two things. First, my girlfriend loves sex. Second, I'm practically the only one she hasn't had sex with in the 2 months we've been dating. FML
Today, marks the second week straight without sex. Being a newlywed isn't as great as I thought. FML
Today, my girlfriend raged furiously at me for never initiating sex. The reason I haven't been initiating is because she was on a medically-ordered sex ban, and she "forgot to tell me" that her doctor had cleared her two weeks ago. She's still mad at me, and there's still no sex. FML
Today, the previously charming guy I've been seeing for the past two weeks tried to introduce a weekly sex quota into our relationship. FML
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Top comments
abbyade 21
It is time to re-evaluate your relationship. You guys should have a good chat and make a decision if this relationship is salvageable or not.
DaRito 25
You should talk it out with your girlfriend, it doesn't seem like the relationship would last long from that point.
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Comments (92)
thesadboy 19
welcome to marriage. you're not married? GET OUT! GET OUT while you still can!!!!!
anyoldnamewilldo 23
Six callers ahead Jimmy....
gogo44444 28
This literally made my day! Lol!
fitforme 4
To be honest, I think you're over reacting. My boyfriend gets really stressed about college work and sometimes he puts off having sex for that long because he struggles. And while, I would have sex with him everyday if I could, I love him enough to realise that sex isn't everything in a relationship. If a two week dry spell is a "new low" then perhaps your relationship isn't that great to begin with?
alextaylor86 8
Yeah I mean it's time reevaluate when it gets to that point. sex should be spontaneous not scheduled.
justmeCee 16
Sorry op. Went through something similar and it's better to just end it because she is more than likely cheating on you
breberry304 27
I hope no one was ahead of you in the queue.
Drosophila82 18
Are some parts arriving in the mail?! Lol
bebared 12
That's called marriage
sourknickers 4
Was she fully booked then?