Today, I realized that my relationship has hit a new low when I made an appointment with my girlfriend to have sex. I have a two week wait. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I realized how much I hate my girlfriend, when I got excited as the doctor told me I should refrain from having sex for the next two months. FML
Today, my girlfriend said she didn't want to have sex because it takes too long. FML
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Today, my girlfriend of a year and I had sex for the first time in several weeks due to relationship problems; I came in less than 10 seconds. We're still having problems. FML
Today, my friend told me how depressing it is that she hasn't had sex in two weeks. I haven't had sex in 3 years. FML
Today, my girlfriend said she’s been wanting to have sex lately. We haven’t done it in so long, I've lost track. We still haven’t done it. Part of me wants to fuck someone else. FML
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Today, marks the second week straight without sex. Being a newlywed isn't as great as I thought. FML
Today, my girlfriend raged furiously at me for never initiating sex. The reason I haven't been initiating is because she was on a medically-ordered sex ban, and she "forgot to tell me" that her doctor had cleared her two weeks ago. She's still mad at me, and there's still no sex. FML
Today, the previously charming guy I've been seeing for the past two weeks tried to introduce a weekly sex quota into our relationship. FML
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abbyade 21
It is time to re-evaluate your relationship. You guys should have a good chat and make a decision if this relationship is salvageable or not.
DaRito 25
You should talk it out with your girlfriend, it doesn't seem like the relationship would last long from that point.
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Comments (92)
Sherry_Berry_92 6
If you guys are teens without your license, it will get much easier later on when one (or both) of you can drive. If you are actually adults though, it sounds like you are not very high on her priority list.
teresa96706 29
Just wondering, how did you got teens w/out their liscense out of of this FML?
daemonsparta 16
who else is she filling in? or should i say is filling her in? time for a breakup
amileah13 26
Wow. That's just so sad. Hopefully things will get better between you two or maybe it's time for a fresh start with someone who isn't so busy that you literally have to schedule sex with. (Unless you're trying to have a baby, then I can understand.)
tman1985 9
She may not want a baby, so it could go both ways for the timing
_ely_foster_ 11
are you the only one on her schedule? why so long lol
StickyPickles 33
If you aren't happy op then leave. Plenty of fish in the sea. . Your needs are important too sir
exitium16 26
That really really sucks...
Jord_Fox 14
Check to see if this relationship is still good Though you might have to wait 3 weeks to check
rvontr88 21
Well, that's tragic...
Dick_diamond 22
Look at the positive. You're getting laid in two weeks. Yay!!
empbob 20
Sounds like you're not the only guy waiting for your appointment.