Today, I decided to change my hair color. After waiting in anticipation, I took a shower to rinse out the dye and reveal my new, blue hair. Rinsing revealed not only blue hair, but blue skin caused by the watered dye running over my body. I now look like a smurf, and it's not coming out. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I decided to dye my hair blue. The result is slightly different than I expected: my white bathroom is now blue, and so are my skin and nails. The only thing that isn't blue is my hair, which is now green. FML
Today, I thought it would be fun to tint my hair. An hour later, I resemble a blueberry and it looks like a Smurf exploded in my bathroom. FML
Today, I tried dyeing my hair at home to save some money. I carefully followed the instructions but when I rinsed it off, my hair turned a shocking shade of shiity neon green. Not wanting to leave the house looking like a radioactive toad, I wore a hat and hoped nobody would notice. FML
Today, I colored my hair. It was supposed to turn out blonde, but it became more a mix of red and brown and blonde patches. When I tried coloring everything back, a green tint was added. My hair is at the moment red, brown, blonde and green. FML
Today, my roommate pranked me by putting blue food coloring in the shower head. I have class in 20 minutes and look like a Smurf. FML
Today, I came home from a crazy costume party and took a hot shower. When I opened my eyes and saw the water running from my head was bloody, I freaked out and called my friend for help. She had to remind me that for the party, I'd coloured my hair red with washable hair dye. FML
Today, I tried to dye my hair blonde. Turns out, green hair doesn't suit me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I dyed our hair. His hair came out good. My hair, on the other hand, came out splotchy, and instead of dark blue, it came out green. FML
Today, I tried to dye my hair blonde using a DIY kit I found online. As I was washing out the dye, I realized my hair had turned bright orange. I had to wear a hat all day to avoid being seen in public with a Johnny Rotten fright-wig. FML
Today, I decided I wanted to dye my hair a medium brown. Little did I know, some jerk switched the hair dye boxes. My hair is now bright orange. FML
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Andr913 13
Well, now your skin matches your hair!
carry_on 19
Time to legally change your name to 'Smurfette' by deed poll...
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Comments (299)
TheCandyHater 7
Who the hell dyes their hair blue?!
TellMeWhatsDeath 14
I do, OP does and many, many others(:
_krystallynn_ 11
people who aren't afraid to be different and unique:) people who aren't judgmental pricks like you.
buckdharma 38
I don't think blue hair is so unique. The Simpsons did it.
FlyingPie 17
I'd dye if I blue it like that.
4u21der 4
lol
Bacontree 14
I just stick my head under the shower first before putting my entire body under, but I've never dyed my hair blue, so perhaps that would really stain your face. It'll go away in a few days, and most people'll be more shocked about your blue hair than about the fact that your skin has some blue stains on it. :)
MillerBeerTime 5
Unless you plan to not have a job or life...why the stupid blue hair?
srhshl 9
Some jobs are okay with colored hair. Some people also like the color blue, so chill with the "stupid."
sgtcxelite 11
Apparently it's impossible for OP to be below 18 or working somewhere that's perfectly fine with it. How can't she have a life? I've dyed my hair many times in high school, and I had a pretty ******* awesome time.
_krystallynn_ 11
ive seen people with blue hair working at perfectly normal jobs. some people in the world don't mind people who are individual:) some people actually aren't stuck up assholes:)
sweetbliss3 37
Obviously you have never dyed your hair before. Common sense is to not let it run down you, seeming half the time it can stain your tub. Idk what you were thinking but you def deserve it..
bigt529 4
read directions???
sig4life 18
Ok, so I see Avatar and Smurf, any others? Could be a Fraggle, or a bastard daughter of Barney. Personally I think you are an idiot for not reading the instructions if you didn't know how to do it, or get a friend to help you.
shiftsandwitch 0
This happened to me and my bath tub. use 70% isopropyl alcohol aka rubbing alcohol.Get the biggest bottale you can get. keep it off your hair but it should get it off your skin and were ever you got it.
elseefo 5
The film Big Fat Liar actually comes to mind. You Paul Giamatti by any chance?