Today, my boyfriend and I dyed our hair. His hair came out good. My hair, on the other hand, came out splotchy, and instead of dark blue, it came out green. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I tried to dye my hair blonde. Turns out, green hair doesn't suit me. FML
Today, I colored my hair. It was supposed to turn out blonde, but it became more a mix of red and brown and blonde patches. When I tried coloring everything back, a green tint was added. My hair is at the moment red, brown, blonde and green. FML
Today, I decided to dye my hair blue. The result is slightly different than I expected: my white bathroom is now blue, and so are my skin and nails. The only thing that isn't blue is my hair, which is now green. FML
Today, it's been a month since the hair dye that was supposed to be temporary is still making my hair tropically green, now with some added roots making it look even worse. FML
Today, I decided I wanted to dye my hair a medium brown. Little did I know, some jerk switched the hair dye boxes. My hair is now bright orange. FML
Today, I bleached my hair. Not only did it fry, it also has a very noticeable green tint and because of the damage, I can't dye it again for a while. Now I keep getting asked "Why so serious?" by my friends. FML
Today, I tried dying my hair blonde. I put my hair in a bun and waited for it to dye. I guess I did something wrong, because my hair is now 4 different shades of blonde/orange, along with patches of my natural black hair. FML
Today, I tried dyeing my hair at home to save some money. I carefully followed the instructions but when I rinsed it off, my hair turned a shocking shade of shiity neon green. Not wanting to leave the house looking like a radioactive toad, I wore a hat and hoped nobody would notice. FML
Today, I thought it would be fun to tint my hair. An hour later, I resemble a blueberry and it looks like a Smurf exploded in my bathroom. FML
Today, I decided to change my hair color. After waiting in anticipation, I took a shower to rinse out the dye and reveal my new, blue hair. Rinsing revealed not only blue hair, but blue skin caused by the watered dye running over my body. I now look like a smurf, and it's not coming out. FML
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RichardPencil 32
You should never change hair color with a group of people. We are all destined to dye alone.
kfchicken 31
allergies dont cause your hair to come out the wrong color and testing doesn't mean you'll dye it properly.
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Comments (6)
BurnInDemonFire 39
Didn't you do a test beforehand? Always do a test. You could be allergic to the chemicals for a start.
kfchicken 31
allergies dont cause your hair to come out the wrong color and testing doesn't mean you'll dye it properly.
BurnInDemonFire 39
That'd be why I ended my comment with "for a start". Testing would allow them to make sure it turned out the color they wanted, give them the practice needed to make it look good, and ensure they had no allergies, or other adverse reactions, to the chemicals.
alycion 39
With non traditional at home color kits, tests are a must to see how it looks on your hair. Also to know long how to wait if you had to bleach it so it won’t turn funky colors. Some can right away. Some have to wait a day or 2. While expensive, easier to just go to a salon. It will always turn out much better, last longer, and be destructive to your clothes and bedding for a shorter amount of time.
RichardPencil 32
You should never change hair color with a group of people. We are all destined to dye alone.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Just change your Halloween costume from a Smurf to a Ninja Turtle and you'll be fine.