Today, I decided to change my hair color. After waiting in anticipation, I took a shower to rinse out the dye and reveal my new, blue hair. Rinsing revealed not only blue hair, but blue skin caused by the watered dye running over my body. I now look like a smurf, and it's not coming out. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I decided to dye my hair blue. The result is slightly different than I expected: my white bathroom is now blue, and so are my skin and nails. The only thing that isn't blue is my hair, which is now green. FML
Today, I thought it would be fun to tint my hair. An hour later, I resemble a blueberry and it looks like a Smurf exploded in my bathroom. FML
Today, I tried dyeing my hair at home to save some money. I carefully followed the instructions but when I rinsed it off, my hair turned a shocking shade of shiity neon green. Not wanting to leave the house looking like a radioactive toad, I wore a hat and hoped nobody would notice. FML
Today, I colored my hair. It was supposed to turn out blonde, but it became more a mix of red and brown and blonde patches. When I tried coloring everything back, a green tint was added. My hair is at the moment red, brown, blonde and green. FML
Today, my roommate pranked me by putting blue food coloring in the shower head. I have class in 20 minutes and look like a Smurf. FML
Today, I came home from a crazy costume party and took a hot shower. When I opened my eyes and saw the water running from my head was bloody, I freaked out and called my friend for help. She had to remind me that for the party, I'd coloured my hair red with washable hair dye. FML
Today, I tried to dye my hair blonde. Turns out, green hair doesn't suit me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I dyed our hair. His hair came out good. My hair, on the other hand, came out splotchy, and instead of dark blue, it came out green. FML
Today, I tried to dye my hair blonde using a DIY kit I found online. As I was washing out the dye, I realized my hair had turned bright orange. I had to wear a hat all day to avoid being seen in public with a Johnny Rotten fright-wig. FML
Today, I decided I wanted to dye my hair a medium brown. Little did I know, some jerk switched the hair dye boxes. My hair is now bright orange. FML
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Andr913 13
Well, now your skin matches your hair!
carry_on 19
Time to legally change your name to 'Smurfette' by deed poll...
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charvisioku 22
It will come out. You're not scrubbing hard enough. Trust me, I've had colourful hair for long enough to know it comes out if you scrub. Make-up wipes are a good technique. I've had bright purple skin before now (as in ribena) and it came out.
U_GotitDude 18
Tell everyone you really are a smurf
SerenaSerenadex3 13
Aw, don't be blue OP. But seriously, this is why you should rinse your hair in the sink first. Love blue hair though.
sandman74d 4
Pictures make funny events even better, post some pics!!
Jester1988 3
well at least the rest of your body now looks as dumb as your hair. you wouldnt wanna clash.
5t3ff1k4h 45
Nothing wrong with blue hair.
Evalaine 4
Bleach will help get rid of it.
almost34 4
I had a girlfriend with blue hair once... Looked terrible on her.
imparfit42 7
Make-up remover, nail polish remover and oil have all worked for me when I used yp get blue dye all over me. Good luck.
micahdunk 13
You would fit in on the plant pandora too haha.
Jorcar 8
I'm all for being different, but blue hair? That's just weird.