Today, I decided to change my hair color. After waiting in anticipation, I took a shower to rinse out the dye and reveal my new, blue hair. Rinsing revealed not only blue hair, but blue skin caused by the watered dye running over my body. I now look like a smurf, and it's not coming out. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I decided to dye my hair blue. The result is slightly different than I expected: my white bathroom is now blue, and so are my skin and nails. The only thing that isn't blue is my hair, which is now green. FML
Today, I thought it would be fun to tint my hair. An hour later, I resemble a blueberry and it looks like a Smurf exploded in my bathroom. FML
Today, I tried dyeing my hair at home to save some money. I carefully followed the instructions but when I rinsed it off, my hair turned a shocking shade of shiity neon green. Not wanting to leave the house looking like a radioactive toad, I wore a hat and hoped nobody would notice. FML
Today, I colored my hair. It was supposed to turn out blonde, but it became more a mix of red and brown and blonde patches. When I tried coloring everything back, a green tint was added. My hair is at the moment red, brown, blonde and green. FML
Today, my roommate pranked me by putting blue food coloring in the shower head. I have class in 20 minutes and look like a Smurf. FML
Today, I came home from a crazy costume party and took a hot shower. When I opened my eyes and saw the water running from my head was bloody, I freaked out and called my friend for help. She had to remind me that for the party, I'd coloured my hair red with washable hair dye. FML
Today, I tried to dye my hair blonde. Turns out, green hair doesn't suit me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I dyed our hair. His hair came out good. My hair, on the other hand, came out splotchy, and instead of dark blue, it came out green. FML
Today, I tried to dye my hair blonde using a DIY kit I found online. As I was washing out the dye, I realized my hair had turned bright orange. I had to wear a hat all day to avoid being seen in public with a Johnny Rotten fright-wig. FML
Today, I decided I wanted to dye my hair a medium brown. Little did I know, some jerk switched the hair dye boxes. My hair is now bright orange. FML
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Andr913 13
Well, now your skin matches your hair!
carry_on 19
Time to legally change your name to 'Smurfette' by deed poll...
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Comments (299)
MyS3lf 24
Did you dye your hair with kool-aid? I only ask because I've dyed my hair every color of the rainbow, and I've never once had my skin dyed while washing the color out.
SuperDanielNL 23
I am blue, dabadidabada dabadidadoo...
Enslaved 38
For years I always thought the lyrics said: I'm blue, if I were "green" I would die. But it's just gibberish! :P
SuperDanielNL 23
It always makes me think of the smurfs. But perhaps the song has a deeper meaning, if one were to understand the gibberish, we'll never know.
Jordath_Fil 11
If you understood the gibberish, the world would implode...
SuperDanielNL 23
Dude, it could be the meaning of our live and existance. We have to risk it. For the good of the galaxy!
BubbleGrunge 18
Ahhh...been there, done that! Get some rubbing alcohol and get to scrubbing!
5t3ff1k4h 45
Scrub, scrub, scrub. That's the only thing that worked for me. I had the same issue.
rossdavids 16
YDI for dying your hair blue
TellMeWhatsDeath 14
What's wrong with it?
SettingSun89 5
Prick.
Jordath_Fil 11
Women. They just don't understand...... :/
_krystallynn_ 11
**** you. theres nothing wrong with blue hair. its HER hair. let her do what she wants with it. fag.
rossdavids 16
You are basically going against your own argument. It's MY opinion. So I could just say back to you what you said to me!!
charvisioku 22
169: You're still a judgemental dick, however much you tant at people for getting pissed off with you...
SillyGirl4602 23
I completely agreed with you 124, until you called him a fag.
upallnight11 19
You deserve it for wanting blue hair.
kawaiisakura 12
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to get a bath to rinse it off...idk but my sister would always just duck her head in the sink or tub and rinse it like that...also with gloves...YDI cuz I'm pretty sure there are directions warning against your situation....
sneeze_watch 19
How did you not realize that would happen? Haircolor isn't some magical substance that will only make your hair the colors you chose. Anyway, I've discovered Oxy face cleanser pads take it off skin pretty effectively.
The_Thinker 18
On the plus side, at least 90% of men reading this are now envisioning you as a sexy Na'vi. With shorter legs, of course.
MikeFoxtrot01594 11
And I am not one of them.
deaddonkey 15
You should dye your hair blonde to look like smurfette.
da_directioner39 17
And wear a white dress, too.