Today, I decided to change my hair color. After waiting in anticipation, I took a shower to rinse out the dye and reveal my new, blue hair. Rinsing revealed not only blue hair, but blue skin caused by the watered dye running over my body. I now look like a smurf, and it's not coming out. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I decided to dye my hair blue. The result is slightly different than I expected: my white bathroom is now blue, and so are my skin and nails. The only thing that isn't blue is my hair, which is now green. FML
Today, I thought it would be fun to tint my hair. An hour later, I resemble a blueberry and it looks like a Smurf exploded in my bathroom. FML
Today, I tried dyeing my hair at home to save some money. I carefully followed the instructions but when I rinsed it off, my hair turned a shocking shade of shiity neon green. Not wanting to leave the house looking like a radioactive toad, I wore a hat and hoped nobody would notice. FML
Today, I colored my hair. It was supposed to turn out blonde, but it became more a mix of red and brown and blonde patches. When I tried coloring everything back, a green tint was added. My hair is at the moment red, brown, blonde and green. FML
Today, my roommate pranked me by putting blue food coloring in the shower head. I have class in 20 minutes and look like a Smurf. FML
Today, I came home from a crazy costume party and took a hot shower. When I opened my eyes and saw the water running from my head was bloody, I freaked out and called my friend for help. She had to remind me that for the party, I'd coloured my hair red with washable hair dye. FML
Today, I tried to dye my hair blonde. Turns out, green hair doesn't suit me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I dyed our hair. His hair came out good. My hair, on the other hand, came out splotchy, and instead of dark blue, it came out green. FML
Today, I tried to dye my hair blonde using a DIY kit I found online. As I was washing out the dye, I realized my hair had turned bright orange. I had to wear a hat all day to avoid being seen in public with a Johnny Rotten fright-wig. FML
Today, I decided I wanted to dye my hair a medium brown. Little did I know, some jerk switched the hair dye boxes. My hair is now bright orange. FML
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Andr913 13
Well, now your skin matches your hair!
carry_on 19
Time to legally change your name to 'Smurfette' by deed poll...
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KedraLynn 3
toothpaste takes it off too. I've done the same thing. but not when I went blue... when I went orange
nikkidawn 6
Rubbing alcohol works miracles, I've died my hair every color of the rainbow and rubbing alcohol saved me so many times!
_krystallynn_ 11
lol when you dye your hair, put vaseline on your skin before you dye it:) and when you rinse the dye out, do it upside down in a sink or over the tub so it doesnt run down your skin and stay there:)
Rhian00 17
I'm blue da ba dee da ba 'dye'... Couldn't help myself (with the song and the pun) :P
alexislkerr915 3
This is why cosmetologist don't want there clients using box color. 1. It's permanent 2. It doesn't tone 3. It's not going to come out the color you want if you already have a darker color on your hair then the box. 4. Color doesn't lift color! :)
muffinXmonster 12
That's your own fault. Common sense failed you
SilentMelancholy 3
I've dyed my hair blue many a time, and getting the dye around your head and on your hands is inevitable. For me I could get it off with a cloth and warm water, providing I scrubbed very very hard.
kiki9_fml 10
You could use rubbing alcohol or peroxide to remove it. I regularly dye my hair black and sometimes get it on my face and shoulders and using peroxide works nicely. :)
KiddNYC1O 22
Smurftacular!
ClearlyEpic 10
I did that with Rockabilly Manic Panic. Never again!