Today, I decided to change my hair color. After waiting in anticipation, I took a shower to rinse out the dye and reveal my new, blue hair. Rinsing revealed not only blue hair, but blue skin caused by the watered dye running over my body. I now look like a smurf, and it's not coming out. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I decided to dye my hair blue. The result is slightly different than I expected: my white bathroom is now blue, and so are my skin and nails. The only thing that isn't blue is my hair, which is now green. FML
Today, I thought it would be fun to tint my hair. An hour later, I resemble a blueberry and it looks like a Smurf exploded in my bathroom. FML
Today, I tried dyeing my hair at home to save some money. I carefully followed the instructions but when I rinsed it off, my hair turned a shocking shade of shiity neon green. Not wanting to leave the house looking like a radioactive toad, I wore a hat and hoped nobody would notice. FML
Today, I colored my hair. It was supposed to turn out blonde, but it became more a mix of red and brown and blonde patches. When I tried coloring everything back, a green tint was added. My hair is at the moment red, brown, blonde and green. FML
Today, my roommate pranked me by putting blue food coloring in the shower head. I have class in 20 minutes and look like a Smurf. FML
Today, I came home from a crazy costume party and took a hot shower. When I opened my eyes and saw the water running from my head was bloody, I freaked out and called my friend for help. She had to remind me that for the party, I'd coloured my hair red with washable hair dye. FML
Today, I tried to dye my hair blonde. Turns out, green hair doesn't suit me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I dyed our hair. His hair came out good. My hair, on the other hand, came out splotchy, and instead of dark blue, it came out green. FML
Today, I tried to dye my hair blonde using a DIY kit I found online. As I was washing out the dye, I realized my hair had turned bright orange. I had to wear a hat all day to avoid being seen in public with a Johnny Rotten fright-wig. FML
Today, I decided I wanted to dye my hair a medium brown. Little did I know, some jerk switched the hair dye boxes. My hair is now bright orange. FML
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Andr913 13
Well, now your skin matches your hair!
carry_on 19
Time to legally change your name to 'Smurfette' by deed poll...
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birdcagereligion 10
Try nail polish remover! You might have to scrub it, but it'll work!
Mifflicious 18
No big deal, It'll fade after a couple of showers. When i dye my hair, I also dye big parts of my skin since I'm not careful at all where that color goes. Not so bad when I used red, purple and pink, looked a bit funny when I used black!
Cyrren 22
Hence why hair salons dont have their customers shower the dye out of their hair. And the instructions state to protect your skin. Read much?
mpj13 8
You blue it. Better luck next time
TellMeWhatsDeath 14
I've had experience, except I was purple:') Use some rubbing alcohol.. or toothpaste.
jaylo1999 4
That's cool!
luminos_ 9
Nothing wrong with looking like you're a Na'vi from Pandora.
Ihaveonefriend 7
I hate when that happens. It'll come out after about a week. Sadly there's no way I've found to speed up the process. -has had blue hair for over two years.
bigtaytay 13
La la lalalala sing a happy song
bluejayscheer 7
That's why you bend your head over the tub. YDI