Today, I decided to change my hair color. After waiting in anticipation, I took a shower to rinse out the dye and reveal my new, blue hair. Rinsing revealed not only blue hair, but blue skin caused by the watered dye running over my body. I now look like a smurf, and it's not coming out. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I decided to dye my hair blue. The result is slightly different than I expected: my white bathroom is now blue, and so are my skin and nails. The only thing that isn't blue is my hair, which is now green. FML
Today, I thought it would be fun to tint my hair. An hour later, I resemble a blueberry and it looks like a Smurf exploded in my bathroom. FML
Today, I tried dyeing my hair at home to save some money. I carefully followed the instructions but when I rinsed it off, my hair turned a shocking shade of shiity neon green. Not wanting to leave the house looking like a radioactive toad, I wore a hat and hoped nobody would notice. FML
Today, I colored my hair. It was supposed to turn out blonde, but it became more a mix of red and brown and blonde patches. When I tried coloring everything back, a green tint was added. My hair is at the moment red, brown, blonde and green. FML
Today, my roommate pranked me by putting blue food coloring in the shower head. I have class in 20 minutes and look like a Smurf. FML
Today, I came home from a crazy costume party and took a hot shower. When I opened my eyes and saw the water running from my head was bloody, I freaked out and called my friend for help. She had to remind me that for the party, I'd coloured my hair red with washable hair dye. FML
Today, I tried to dye my hair blonde. Turns out, green hair doesn't suit me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I dyed our hair. His hair came out good. My hair, on the other hand, came out splotchy, and instead of dark blue, it came out green. FML
Today, I tried to dye my hair blonde using a DIY kit I found online. As I was washing out the dye, I realized my hair had turned bright orange. I had to wear a hat all day to avoid being seen in public with a Johnny Rotten fright-wig. FML
Today, I decided I wanted to dye my hair a medium brown. Little did I know, some jerk switched the hair dye boxes. My hair is now bright orange. FML
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Andr913 13
Well, now your skin matches your hair!
carry_on 19
Time to legally change your name to 'Smurfette' by deed poll...
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Comments (299)
ToxicSquirrelX_fml 3
I think paint thinner will get it off
tazinn 4
It will fade in a few days, usually doesn't stuck too long. When I dyed my friends head blue my hands were dyed for awhile :P no gloves haha
andiw 6
What kind of dye did u use? Was it blue dye lol
charvisioku 22
No, it was brown dye. Because that's known for going blue. Good god.
LiberVeritas 8
Well, it probably wouldn't have been so bad if you chose a natural color. Blue is all on you.
AhmandahAnarchy 5
You have bad dye then. Use hot water and cheap shampoo. a 2 in 1 is great to use cuz they suck.
kiototoy 1
USE ALCOHOL it's the only thing that work my husband has blue hair and I have bright red. Just put it on a wash cloth and scrub comes off real easy. I hope this helps.
cityleprechaun 3
Use nail polish remover! That gets hair dye off of skin!
tjolivas 9
Seabreeze. Always works for me. However getting the dye all over me has never been the problem...
jarrettd 27
That's life smacking you in the face telling you that you shouldn't die your hair blue.
Brssps 13
Dye your hair brown and keep the blue skin and for Halloween, you can be the girl in avatar
5t3ff1k4h 45
Little far down the road yet, ain't it?