Today, I thought it would be fun to tint my hair. An hour later, I resemble a blueberry and it looks like a Smurf exploded in my bathroom. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I decided to change my hair color. After waiting in anticipation, I took a shower to rinse out the dye and reveal my new, blue hair. Rinsing revealed not only blue hair, but blue skin caused by the watered dye running over my body. I now look like a smurf, and it's not coming out. FML
Today, I decided to dye my hair blue. The result is slightly different than I expected: my white bathroom is now blue, and so are my skin and nails. The only thing that isn't blue is my hair, which is now green. FML
Today, I colored my hair. It was supposed to turn out blonde, but it became more a mix of red and brown and blonde patches. When I tried coloring everything back, a green tint was added. My hair is at the moment red, brown, blonde and green. FML
Today, my roommate pranked me by putting blue food coloring in the shower head. I have class in 20 minutes and look like a Smurf. FML
Today, I tried to dye my hair blonde. Turns out, green hair doesn't suit me. FML
Today, I decided to redye my hair. And the sink, and the wall, and the toilet seat, and the tub. FML
Today, I decided I wanted to dye my hair a medium brown. Little did I know, some jerk switched the hair dye boxes. My hair is now bright orange. FML
Today, in an effort to save money, I dyed my hair at home. I used the wrong shade, or brand, or maybe I shouldn’t have bought a cheap one, but now I look like a mutant traffic cone. My boss asked if I was “expressing myself” or “just having a midlife crisis.” I can’t afford to fix it, so I’m stuck like this for weeks. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I dyed our hair. His hair came out good. My hair, on the other hand, came out splotchy, and instead of dark blue, it came out green. FML
Today, I tried dyeing my hair at home to save some money. I carefully followed the instructions but when I rinsed it off, my hair turned a shocking shade of shiity neon green. Not wanting to leave the house looking like a radioactive toad, I wore a hat and hoped nobody would notice. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
RichardPencil 32
Try out as Violet Beauregard (after) in a local production of “Willie Wonka and the Chocolate Factory.”
Charlie Given 28
Time to try out for the Blue Man group 😋
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (11)
Donut_Wizard 23
Gargamel!
Glowworm56 27
OP is female though so she would more likely be his counterpart Hogatha who often tried to destroy the Smurfs or use them for her beauty spells.
RichardPencil 32
Try out as Violet Beauregard (after) in a local production of “Willie Wonka and the Chocolate Factory.”
Glowworm56 27
The Smurf who exploded in your bathroom must have opened one of Jokey Smurf's presents.
Charlie Given 28
Time to try out for the Blue Man group 😋
thatslifeiguess7 16
And this is why I don't do my own hair. I may have pink hair but not the rest of me
Davros 12
or a hookers bathroom under a black light
Spiritbird 17
The carpet should match the drapes though. Go for it...*wink*wink*
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Oompa Loompa, doo pa de doo, I've got a perfect puzzle for you: Smurfs had an orgy in your bathroom.
pliep 10
oof this reminds me of the time I thought I could just wash out my semi permanent purple dye just fully showering just like I would with my brown dye and came out purple from head to toe..