Today, I was playing music from my phone, which was on the couch. I guess my dog got jealous, because she picked it up and ran over to the toilet, promptly dropping it right in. FML
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Today, I was so bored at a dinner party that I went to the bathroom to play games on my phone. One of my co-workers came in, so I rushed into a stall, but forgot to turn my phone's sound off. She heard it and said, "It's OK, music helps me shit too" and started blasting her music and grunting. FML
Today, a few weeks after teaching my dog to fetch my phone and drop it in my lap, he decided to do it spontaneously. Too bad I was in the bath at the time. There goes a $300 phone. FML
Today, I was so into my game that I didn't notice my senior-aged cat had emptied his cat bladder onto my leg until I took off my headphones and he jumped off me to go chew on the couch. FML
Today, I was taking a bubble bath, and had my iPod touch on the side of my bathtub so I could listen to my music. My dog walked up to the side of the tub, looked me in the eye, and nudged my iPod into the water. FML
Today, while I was reading on my tablet, my dog wanted to be let outside, so I set down the tablet and let her outside. I returned to the living room to continue reading when I heard a crunch. The tablet had fallen to the floor and I'd stepped on it. FML
Today, my dog thought it would be a good idea to use my phone as a chew toy. FML
Today, my youngest decided my phone needed a bath in the toilet. FML
Today, I was checking my phone while using the toilet. In a distressing moment of my brain mixing up the signals to my hands, I dropped my phone into the bowl and pressed my thumb into the shitty paper to turn it off. FML
Today, my dog threw up on the tiled floor. I found out at 6 this morning in the dark when I slipped and fell in it. FML
Today, I have a case of diarrhea. How did I find out? I got startled by my dog jumping up to greet me, and I shat all over the kitchen floor. FML
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Top comments
RichardPencil 32
So, even your dog knows your taste in music is shit?
yourwifelovesme 25
Was it nickelback????
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Comments (13)
yourwifelovesme 25
Was it nickelback????
RichardPencil 32
So, even your dog knows your taste in music is shit?
Glowworm56 27
Your dog wasn't jealous, she's a music critic!
paravoz 30
I think you should sue for the damage caused.
Glowworm56 27
Sue a dog? What would you get in return? 20 million milkbones?
Zanquis 22
The dog was not jealous, your dog just think you taste in music stinks and is literally like shit.
wickedgetz 30
lmao... that is what you get for listening to shitty music
Jorien Vanden Driessche 3
so basically you just played crappy music and your dog got Taste! ?
species4872 20
An apple a day keeps the dog on his toes.
manofmerr 27
Am i the only one who wants to see a picture with fml? or better still, a video? Than again, i suppose op is without a phone at the moment.
manofmerr 27
*with this
JasonThorn 23
Lesson learned, I hope. To paraphrase an old line, anything's a chew toy to a dog if it's small enough.