hawksbc
Mount Vernon, United States
Today, I was working the dart game at my local amusement park when a couple paid to play. They were highly intoxicated, and they thought the object of the game was to hit me with the darts. FML
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windfuelsfire 10
I hope you darted out of the way!
bombshellbabee01 9
Getting drunk at an amusement park seems like a very bad idea
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windfuelsfire 10
I hope you darted out of the way!
cmanaus 3
I hope you called the police
StalkerChick 13
I hope you threw darts back at them.
newbiehere99 6
I hope you threw darts back at them.
StalkerChick 13
^ Jinx, you owe me a soda!
boofgall 16
26- Actually, you beat them by 12 minutes.
onlychildFTW 34
I guess they didn't notice the identical comment posted 12 mins before.
StalkerChick 13
28- I noticed. I just didn't wanna be an asshole about the fact that they blatantly plagiarized my comment.
newbiehere99 6
My phone didn't load all the comments :( I will buy you a coke ... Is diet ok?
Dontbelikeme 2
Maybe they just don't give a **** about what u think so why not steal your comment
StalkerChick 13
Umm a plain ol' Coke will do
scr_sensei 14
I hope you threw darts back at them.
gmaniac93 7
At least now we know that you will never buy a Dodge Dart.
88vivera 9
Lol hahahahh
Pleonasm 36
One-Hundred aaaand EIGHTYYYYY! That's bad news for you!
Pleonasm 36
Maybe some people missed the Point of my joke. Maybe not. Either way my joke got the Shaft...
Alphakhiash 13
Please stop.
lelo007 11
I was hoping somebody else would ask what your joke meant so I wouldn't look stupid and have to, but apparently all they want to do is thumb you down. So would you please be kind enough to explain your joke to me??
Pleonasm 36
A hundred and eighty is the maximum score you can achieve in one turn in darts i.e three times triple 20, the usage became popular after commentaters enthusiastically yelled it when it was acheived.
lelo007 11
Oh yea, duh. I could have completely put 2+2 together and figured that out, especially since I used to shoot darts as a hobby. Guess I just went brain dead for a minute there. Thanks, anyways!!
lelo007 11
I didn't know the last bit of info though, about it being called out when achieving that score, so I did learn something new today!!
Pleonasm 36
You're welcome. Maybe it's a british thing; I used to hear it all the time when I watched darts in the UK when I was really young, haven't heard it since.
wickedninja918 1
pleonasm's brittish that's what I learned today
winkydog4056 16
#53 (Mr or Ms Pleo) Since you chose a 'random' date for your profile, how exactly old ARE you?!
bombshellbabee01 9
Getting drunk at an amusement park seems like a very bad idea
unknown_user5566 27
I wouldn't want to get smashed, but drinking enough to lower my inhibitions at an amusement park sounds fun. I'm scared to death of roller coasters, so I think a few drinks could help coax me onto one.
Pleonasm 36
Fishing for ducks would be a lot more fun that way, kyleekay!
jrjmoon 7
51 just dont go on any spinny rides i know from experience it doesnt work out so well lol!
unknown_user5566 27
60- Haha, I thought about that. Luckily I have a strong stomach; I think I would be okay. :)
teamlightskin 14
Its illegal to be intoxicated in public, i believe.
Werken247 14
@66 yeah... and I only do things that are legal...
ICastillo 25
#66 stop being a sissified tweety bird. A few drinks never hurt anybody.
patacus 14
not to mention expensive. I was at 6 flags this summer. $10 pints.
sammisweets93 12
It's illegal to be drunk and be a disturbance not illegal to just be intoxicated.
teamlightskin 14
Ik that much. I was jus sayin it for the point. If yu cant handle yur alcohol or dont know yur limit yu shouldnt drink and go out in public. Yu might make an ass out of yurself, or something worse. But, a few drinks can get someone drunk, people have different tolerance levels. My cousin was killed by a drunk driver, so YES a few drinks could essentially be dangerous, to yurself AND others. Once again, jus saying.
teamlightskin 14
Btw, thanks 81 for clarifying.
swampbaby985 30
Louisiana..Mardi Gras..public drunkenness legal.
MrAwesomeSauce 6
Hopefully they didn't hit you. They were intoxicated anyway
Harpy20 24
You'd be surprised at the things people are great at while drunk. Haha! It's a shame really...
iOceanus 18
My friend's uncle once scored a 300 in bowling while wasted...
Pleonasm 36
38- Don't spare us the details! You gotta tell me how he was hammered during bowling and not once did he end up in the gutter.
MrAwesomeSauce 6
I agree, please tell us the story
MidnaLink 35
38 isn't 200 already a perfect game?
etchsanity1 11
No lol Not at all because of the way strikes are score it's 300
Hypertudism 15
How good was their aim?
ukrainianitalian 2
Let's just hope OP did not get hurt. A thrown dart with speed and force meeting contact with unprotected and weak areas of the body can be life threatening and dangerous.
Sandman366 6
Man's-eye!
Airman1988 9
Just follow the same rules as dodgeball: dodge
Airman1988 9
dodge,dip,dive,duck,and dodge **
ManInTheMachine 20
If you can dodge a dart, you can dodge a ball.
Pleonasm 36
Grab life by the darts!
IceColdSnow 11
Did they win???
SuiGeneris01 2
That movie is hilarious!! Time to put your mouth where our balls are.
SortOfSexy 4
You wouldn't believe how many people have gone half-blind from that game.
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
I thought that was from masturbation... Well now I have an excuse, right?
lelo007 11
Were they at least rubber-tipped darts??
Inheritance 10
Can't very well pop elastic balloons with rubber tips. Plus most dart games use metal tips.
wickedninja918 1
Isn't the point of carnival games to rip you off
lelo007 11
Well maybe they weren't shooting at balloons. I've been to some carnivals and fairs where you just shoot for a certain score. I guess it just depends on where you go.
IscoreOnU 19
If you can dodge a dart, you can dodge a ball. Don't know what balls have to do with this but I wanted to say it.
lilemmy55 10
Haha dodgeball. What a classic!
xxBitchxPleaSe 6
Well did they win?