Today, I visited my girlfriend's apartment for the first time. I guess she forgot to do some spring cleaning before I showed up, because I saw my laptop on her couch. The same laptop that was stolen from my house along with several other valuables last week. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I stayed at my boyfriend's house after mine was broken into. The robber took my laptop, jewellery, and tons of clothes. When I walked into his house, I was greeted by his brother, wearing one of my stolen shirts. FML
Today, my house was broken into. Nothing was stolen, but my laptop had feces smeared all over it. FML
Today, I invited my new girlfriend over for the first time. My roommate thought it would be funny to go on a porn site on my computer and leave it up. She saw it, freaked out, slapped me, and left. FML
Today, I came home to my empty apartment. My girlfriend had left a note on the floor that said: "Took my stuff and left. Took your stuff and pawned it." FML
Today, I got home and found all my things thrown out into the yard, including the stuff from my mancave, which I spent thousands of dollars on. Apparently, my girlfriend stopped for a visit while my wife was home. I’d stupidly given her a key. Turns out my wife called out sick today. FML
Today, I met my girlfriend's dad for the first time. I recognized him. He's the guy that broke into my car and stole my backpack two weeks ago. FML
Today, I returned from a week-long vacation. My landlord told me he had let my boyfriend in my apartment to get something. I don't have a boyfriend. Everything in my apartment is gone. FML
Today, I was playfully walking back to my car with my girlfriend. My door was unlocked. I then noticed my car had stuff scattered inside. A bum had just robbed and ransacked my car. FML
Today, I walked into pawn shop and found a nice laptop which I inspected after I thought I lost mine months ago. Turns out my ex pawned it after having it at her place all this time. FML
Today, I got home to find my house trashed, my TV, PlayStation, and laptop smashed, all my clothes burning in the backyard, and all my food gone. Turns out my girlfriend did this after going through my phone and finding a contact named "Kristi". Kristi is my sister. FML
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orphanclubber 8
That must've been a little awkward... hope you broke up with her OP
MDoremis 38
I hope you kick that kleptomaniac to the curb.
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Comments (87)
Speedy1979 13
She stole your stuff. You still trust her ?
drunk_crow 12
Plot Twist: They both had the same computer
MaT30123 19
If she's taking your stuff she's obviously just dating you for the money.
Seiko_fml 15
This needs a follow-up.
KaylaTackett 18
This needs an update
PANDORUM89 21
perhaps you two just have the same laptop and it wasn't actually yours. I HOPE it wasn't yours and if it was you took it back and told her to shove it.
mosquito19 14
it's not stolen if you're banging.
janfleury 19
I think crazies need to be made to wear a warning tee-shirt.
creepyness 3
Call the police, press charges, embarrass the crap out of her in court, and move on with your life. Best of luck to you OP.
Kramer1998 20
Oh I thought it said grandma and I was like WTF! It all makes sense now! Sorry op that shit sucks