Today, I got home and found all my things thrown out into the yard, including the stuff from my mancave, which I spent thousands of dollars on. Apparently, my girlfriend stopped for a visit while my wife was home. I’d stupidly given her a key. Turns out my wife called out sick today. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I came home to my empty apartment. My girlfriend had left a note on the floor that said: "Took my stuff and left. Took your stuff and pawned it." FML
Today, I come home from work to my bedroom to find all my husband’s stuff gone. There was a note in the dresser, with his wedding band, that read, “I hope you can take a hint. Sorry.” Not only was I dumped, and I can’t locate him anywhere, but I now have to cover his part of the mortgage which I can’t afford. FML
Today, I came home from work to find my things outside my yard and the door locks changed. I called my wife to let me in and she told me to go live with, “That homewrecking whore who texted you last night” instead. She’s talking about my cousin, who informed me via text that my aunt’s in the hospital. FML
Today, after quite a long work day, I got home to find my house had been broken into. Everything but my sleeping boyfriend was gone. FML
Today, I came back to my boyfriend's house where I've been staying to find all my things thrown outside, ruined, including my entire CD collection, textbooks and clothes cut up. All because I had left my phone there and had got a text from a guy saying, "Hi, how have you been?" FML
Today, I found out that my mother changed all the locks of the house and threw away all of my girlfriend's stuff. I don't know what the fuck happened there. I actually bought the house two years ago because I had enought of her being nosey and controlling with both of us. FML
Today, I visited my girlfriend's apartment for the first time. I guess she forgot to do some spring cleaning before I showed up, because I saw my laptop on her couch. The same laptop that was stolen from my house along with several other valuables last week. FML
Today, a guy I went out with twice, and slept with once, came knocking on my door, hysterically crying. Apparently his wife found out about “us” and kicked him out. He’s now asking where he can put his stuff, since he’s now homeless. I had no idea he was married, and she’s now looking to fight me. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I broke up. When I got home from work, I came home to glitter. EVERYWHERE. Guess who forgot to get the key to his apartment back from his ex-girlfriend. The guy who's having his family over for dinner tonight. FML
Today, I came back to my apartment after moving most of my stuff out. Upon returning, I learned that my now ex-roommate drank all of my alcohol and threw away my things, thinking that I had forgotten them. FML
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ODBeefalo 10
real quick, you mind explaining from your point of view how you are not a piece of shit for cheating on your wife? I think we could all use another good laugh.
mike3775 39
You cheated on your wife, what did you expect to happen?
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Comments (21)
ODBeefalo 10
real quick, you mind explaining from your point of view how you are not a piece of shit for cheating on your wife? I think we could all use another good laugh.
mike3775 39
You cheated on your wife, what did you expect to happen?
Iamthebanzai22 21
I really hope your stuff got badly damaged too. Especially the expensive stuff.
JackWood 21
I think you're lucky see didn't set it all on fire. js
mike3775 39
If she did that, then the idiot could actually make her pay for destroying it, regardless of the cheating. Putting it outside for him to find coming home, no damages and no potential court case
SirEnigM0nk 22
Plus if he has to sell that stuff to afford alimony payments, child support, spousal support, trashing his stuff would be counterproductive.
Thaylok 17
nope, that stuff counts towards his half in the divorce.
Anderling 33
Gosh, if only you had somehow managed go keep it in your pants or something, maybe she wouldn’t be mad at you then.
RichardPencil 32
This gives you a reason to move in with your girlfriend, and you can cheat with your soon-to-be ex-wife. Easy!
Nikki 17
I like how you mentioned how much your stuff was worth, like anyone was going to care
Sonotsuave 37
Peices of shit get no sympathy
Maddy Bee 12
I think you already know that you deserve this.
txgurl 2
you deserve that and probably worse