Today, I discovered that I have caught head lice from my son. Unfortunately, they are living in my chest hair. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out my son kept quiet about having head lice for a week. He's 14. FML
Today, I found out my best friend has a massive head lice infestation. It wasn't until after I'd used her hairbrush to brush my hair that I figured it out. FML
Today, I found out that my wife gave me head lice on purpose so I would have to cut off the ponytail that I've been growing since '99. FML
Today, my kids and I discovered the party hats from the party we just went to were infested with lice. FML
Today, 2 hours before a 13-hour flight, I found out I had head lice. I'm a 24-year-old woman. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I are so close that we share everything. This now includes his head lice. Thanks, dude. FML
Today, after finally spending the night with my longtime crush, it's as if I can still feel her fingers caressing my hair. But wait, no, that's just the head lice she gave me. FML
Today, I thought about going to visit an old girlfriend of mine with hopes of getting a little head. Unfortunately, I didn't know it would be head lice I'd get. FML
Today, I was tutoring kids at an elementary school. One kid messed up my hair. I said, "Why'd you do that??" He said, "I have lice, now you have lice too!" FML
Today, I had to accept the fact that I'm going bald, after I noticed the hair on my chest is longer than the hair on my head. FML
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Top comments
fooltemptress 36
Time to get your chest waxed! Rip them right off ;)
snippit 18
That's an odd one :s
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snippit 18
That's an odd one :s
Arrow44 10
Lets hope they don't migrate "south"
deadchicken 3
Yeah, bet that'd make OP crabby... Get it? Cuz he'll have crabs... Heh.. No? Okay :<
GregoryC98 8
Actually he'd have pubic lice....
Futacy 30
I'm still kinda wondering why OP's son has his head in his mom/dad's chest :/
rydersmomma 10
you obviously don't have children....my son cuddles into me all the time. Kids like to cuddle with there parents, so I don't see why this is so strange
tjv3 10
My best friend had a full mountain man beard and his kids got lice. He is now clean shaven
kittykat1501 31
I luv your picture
fooltemptress 36
Time to get your chest waxed! Rip them right off ;)
etoilenuit 15
Or just shave it..that seems much more logical..
fooltemptress 36
Logical but not as much fun! A lot of women endure the "joys" of getting waxed. It's always fun to watch a man go through it. And yes, I might have a tiny bit of a sadist streak in me, why do you ask? >.>
blinkingstarlet 15
55 lmao i was thinking the same thing. rip 'em out! lol
cmchewy 15
Time for a shave!
lex1459 38
FYL. At least you can still use the special shampoo on it.
thisawkwardchick 15
*shudder* oh that's nastay.
nickdunbar 8
Go 40 year old virgin on your chest
Enslaved 38
Kelly Clarkson!!
vuduguru 5
looking like a man-o-lantern
Sea_shelle 12
I bet those feel comfy. Lol
JulianaBlackburn 19
Well that is a HAIRY situation... Anyone? Okay...
lex1459 38
Get out
eddeeezzyy 19
Just a heads up in the future, any comment that says "_________" situation will always get thumbed down and shat upon with pure annoyance and hatred.
JulianaBlackburn 19
Just a harmless, albeit distasteful joke. No need for cruel messages. Simply dislike the comment and move on.
eddeeezzyy 19
Don't worry, 33, we all still love you. We're just trying to save you, unlike other FML users who don't listen and still continue to post crappy comments.
DalekWarrior26 9
haha lol
Geekyandproud 19
Can I ask HOW this happened?
drayloon 50
No.
stardustjunkie 12
Just like when a kid gives another kid lice. Close contact will cause the lice to get passed on, and by the looks of it, OP cares enough about his son to come into close contact with him. What's so hard to understand about that?
Ali_Br_fml 33
Daddy has his shirt off because it's hot outside. Son gets hurt and starts crying. Daddy picks him up and soothes him, or just hugs him, the lice decide to jump from son's head to daddy's chest hair... That's one way out of many.
chris_ohhhh 7
OP, Good luck.