Today, I visited my girlfriend's apartment for the first time. I guess she forgot to do some spring cleaning before I showed up, because I saw my laptop on her couch. The same laptop that was stolen from my house along with several other valuables last week. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I stayed at my boyfriend's house after mine was broken into. The robber took my laptop, jewellery, and tons of clothes. When I walked into his house, I was greeted by his brother, wearing one of my stolen shirts. FML
Today, my house was broken into. Nothing was stolen, but my laptop had feces smeared all over it. FML
Today, I invited my new girlfriend over for the first time. My roommate thought it would be funny to go on a porn site on my computer and leave it up. She saw it, freaked out, slapped me, and left. FML
Today, I came home to my empty apartment. My girlfriend had left a note on the floor that said: "Took my stuff and left. Took your stuff and pawned it." FML
Today, I got home and found all my things thrown out into the yard, including the stuff from my mancave, which I spent thousands of dollars on. Apparently, my girlfriend stopped for a visit while my wife was home. I’d stupidly given her a key. Turns out my wife called out sick today. FML
Today, I met my girlfriend's dad for the first time. I recognized him. He's the guy that broke into my car and stole my backpack two weeks ago. FML
Today, I returned from a week-long vacation. My landlord told me he had let my boyfriend in my apartment to get something. I don't have a boyfriend. Everything in my apartment is gone. FML
Today, I was playfully walking back to my car with my girlfriend. My door was unlocked. I then noticed my car had stuff scattered inside. A bum had just robbed and ransacked my car. FML
Today, I walked into pawn shop and found a nice laptop which I inspected after I thought I lost mine months ago. Turns out my ex pawned it after having it at her place all this time. FML
Today, I got home to find my house trashed, my TV, PlayStation, and laptop smashed, all my clothes burning in the backyard, and all my food gone. Turns out my girlfriend did this after going through my phone and finding a contact named "Kristi". Kristi is my sister. FML
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orphanclubber 8
That must've been a little awkward... hope you broke up with her OP
MDoremis 38
I hope you kick that kleptomaniac to the curb.
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Comments (87)
pgmonster 19
Maybe that was her way of getting you to move in with her..?
Silk_Routes 14
hahaaa... dump her dude
ChloeMeyers_Xo 16
Can you say "C-L-E-P-T-O" Sorry OP, time to find a new girl. Hope you got your belongings back. Best of luck to ya! (-:
rockwrench 18
I dying to know what happened next.
vikky538 29
Simple theory. Along with heart she is stealing other stuff too
jdykid 13
Maybe she is forcefully moving you in...?
chosha_fml 27
Now I'm wondering if she's just a thief or also the kind of crazy person who would stage a burglary in order to be able to check what's on your laptop. Either way, someone to leave behind.
elyssa112 6
She sucks ! I wonder if she tried to play it off ? Like "no babe April fools! I took it to play a prank on you and that's why I invited you over, to give it back!" She must have a big purse or something because how in the world did she get away with it without you seeing her ? The bitch is a thief and that you don't need !!
TheGuy9504 3
I ain't saying she's a gold digger but...
anshu0688 7
But OP how could you be so sure of the verdict that she thieved on your belongings? Because you have not mentioned about the presence of several other valuables at her home. Possibly, she purchased it from the thief. First of all, this should be clarified, according to me. I might be wrong as well.