Today, I was working at my day-camp, and one of my little boys told me he had to show me something important. He proudly showed me that he'd crapped his pants. I had to wipe his ass clean. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, one of the kids at the daycare center I work at was so excited at the fact that his constipation was over, he felt the need to bring me his fecal matter, in his hands, to show me. Guess who had to clean up the aftermath. FML
Today, while the kid I was babysitting was in the bathroom, he called to me "I need some help in here." Worried I ran to the bathroom and asked him what was wrong. He needed me to wipe his butt. As if that weren't gross enough, just as my hand was under his butt, he pooped again and laughed. FML
Today, at work, I came back from my break to find a child covered in mud. Turns out it wasn't mud. One of the other children had taken all of the poop out of their diaper and smeared it all over the floor, walls, and other children. The other teacher hadn't noticed, and I had to clean it all up. FML
Today, I was working at the school when one of the kids came crying to me about needing help with his zipper after a little "accident". Forbidden by a district ordinance to touch them in certain areas, there was nothing I could do; to which he cried and pissed his pants. Again. FML
Today, I was in a public bathroom, when a little boy walked in and he had an 'accident'. He asked if I could help him clean it up, so I decided to help. I started to walk to him to assist him. That's when I walked straight into the pee and slipped. My whole back was covered in pee. FML
Today, I'd just finished cleaning the bathrooms at work when I saw a young boy go in. Of course, I thought nothing of it until I had to use the bathroom myself ten minutes later. The kid had taken a shit and missed the toilet completely. FML
Today, I had to tell McDonald's that my 11-year-old son thought it would be funny to take a dump in the urinal. I then had to clean it up. FML
Today, the little boy I nanny for finally stood up and went 'pee-pee on the potty'. I started cheering and clapping, making a big deal out of it. I flushed while he smiled proudly and pooped on the floor. FML
Today, while working at a daycare, I had to change a kid's diaper. This may seem normal for a daycare worker, but not when it's a 7-year-old kid who is still not potty-trained and shat their pants. FML
Today, I had to clean up after the kid who discovered he could finger paint with his poo. FML
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DocBastard 40
Congratulations! Did you want a prize for doing your job?
liy223 6
'Little boys' have accidents sometimes. Your responsible for him while he's with you, so doesn't that make it part of your job?
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Comments (111)
SoSickWithIt 14
He's a big boy now.
Clamcreepy 7
Lil boy: "hey lady, I crap my pants wipe my shit so I can go get that bitch on monkey bars. she's not to fond of the smell."
Burrito_Time 5
Proudly showed you his crap!!!
Ferretface 13
Yes, the FML does say that. Was there a point to your comment?
Pinkfl0yd 9
Ydi because that's part of the job, yet it still surprises you that something like that can happen.
silentbutfunny 0
Ydi cause thats part of the job? Dude, i bet you it wasnt in the job description
Pinkfl0yd 9
When I worked at a summer camp for special needs kids, they let us know that kind of stuff would happen. If you don't think working with little kids won't be disgusting or gross in some way, you're sadly mistaken.
silentbutfunny 0
Im just going to say without trying to ve meen aboit it, special needs kids (hence the name) are different. Im assuming op's camp is with regular kids, ASSUMING around 5. Pretty much the age you dont have to worry about it. If it was something that normally happend, op would probably be informed beforehand.
silentbutfunny 0
Ok around 5-7, any younger than it should be expected
Pinkfl0yd 9
Crazy shit happens at every age.
silentbutfunny 0
Do you shit your pants currently and have thr nearest employee whip it off? Betcha THAT wasnt in their job description
silentbutfunny 0
Acually if you had diarrea then maybe... Sorry for my sudden outburst.... Ill crawl in a hole once again
FargoG 3
The boy got game.
coolstorybro6 6
Lol sux for u!!
JenniferTheDark 0
Well, it's all part of the job...unless they're over 8...
sugaryspice 5
I understand that it was gross but when you work with kids you have to expect to deal with something nasty every now and then. Maybe if it bothers you so much you should ask to work with a different age group or something.
Sumo69 9
You'll be rewarded with 75 virgins when you die.... Oh sorry you said daycamp my bad
hoonyer 17
the thing is. . . no one said the virgins will be females :(
Sumo69 9
You make a good point
hateevryone 15
that is why i couldn't work with children. they too bad.