Today, the little boy I nanny for finally stood up and went 'pee-pee on the potty'. I started cheering and clapping, making a big deal out of it. I flushed while he smiled proudly and pooped on the floor. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my toddler peed in his potty for the first time. He was so excited to show me that he flung the pot in the air dousing my face with his piss. Then he laughed. FML
Today, my toddler finally used the potty for the first time. I was so excited, I FaceTimed my mom to show her. My kid then proudly picked up the potty bowl and dumped it on my lap. FML
Today, my son learned how to use the toilet for the first time. He was so excited he started peeing on the floor. FML
Today, the 3-year-old I nanny wanted to prove to me that he was tall enough to pee standing up in front of the toilet. When he realized he actually was tall enough, he got excited and misdirected his stream, covering himself, his brother, and me in urine. FML
Today, my two year-old is being potty trained. He got the gist of it and actually did #1 and #2 in the potty and after our little celebratory dance, I went to get him a cookie (which took me two seconds). I come back to see him covered in shit and pee because he tried to go empty the potty himself. FML
Today, my daughter watched a potty training video on Sesame Street. In the middle of the video, she got up and ran to her potty to practice. She then announced, "All done!", and proudly closed the lid to her potty. She then immediately stood on top of it and peed. FML
Today, I was summoned to the bathroom by my three-year-old, who still needs help cleaning up sometimes. When I walked in, he looked so happy and proud as he pointed to the trash can saying, "Look at my big poop!". Buying a new trash can tomorrow. FML
Today, I was changing my son's diaper when he said "Momma." Astonished that he'd finally spoken, I clapped and smiled proudly. My clap scared the crap out of him. Literally. FML
Today, I was working at my day-camp, and one of my little boys told me he had to show me something important. He proudly showed me that he'd crapped his pants. I had to wipe his ass clean. FML
Today, one of the kids at the daycare center I work at was so excited at the fact that his constipation was over, he felt the need to bring me his fecal matter, in his hands, to show me. Guess who had to clean up the aftermath. FML
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Top comments
McFail_fml 4
Well, your're cheering him on and he wanted to show you how thankful he was and expressed how much he thought of you.
Namenlos_fml 20
Spoke too soon.
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Comments (63)
hahahaha1239 0
wow
Philosophic 0
Wow indeed. However.. In Soviet Russia, Lady poops on Boy.
bhangu023 0
philo tht was a fail
mmplayer 0
haha yes, wow
theodore214 0
no stupid, in Soviet Russia, floor poops on boy.
TROLLINshitUP 0
first bitch
FMYLIFEd00ds 0
well that is so nice of you to share with us.
McFail_fml 4
Well, your're cheering him on and he wanted to show you how thankful he was and expressed how much he thought of you.
Namenlos_fml 20
Spoke too soon.
TheHeroOfTime 0
sixth, bitches
vev_fml 0
hehe, yeah, it's not like they pee once right, and then they are toilet trained. It's a slow process, no big deal. Plus, poop on the floor is not especially more icky than poop in a nappy/diaper, since I guess it is tiles in the bathroom.
NessieWicked 9
lol that's cute.
zombieboy_fml 0
Gotta give the guy credit, he got it half right.
The_Great_Zucchi 15
So, it's a little kid. Stuff like this happens with little kids all the time. Deal with it. If you think this is a FYL PLEASE don't ever have kids or you'll be on here every day...
nazooer 11
I know right! i only want to hear FMLs about people getting cancer, dying and maybe even being raped and tortured! (sarcasm)
penguaro 0
haha