Today, I was working at my day-camp, and one of my little boys told me he had to show me something important. He proudly showed me that he'd crapped his pants. I had to wipe his ass clean. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, one of the kids at the daycare center I work at was so excited at the fact that his constipation was over, he felt the need to bring me his fecal matter, in his hands, to show me. Guess who had to clean up the aftermath. FML
Today, while the kid I was babysitting was in the bathroom, he called to me "I need some help in here." Worried I ran to the bathroom and asked him what was wrong. He needed me to wipe his butt. As if that weren't gross enough, just as my hand was under his butt, he pooped again and laughed. FML
Today, at work, I came back from my break to find a child covered in mud. Turns out it wasn't mud. One of the other children had taken all of the poop out of their diaper and smeared it all over the floor, walls, and other children. The other teacher hadn't noticed, and I had to clean it all up. FML
Today, I was working at the school when one of the kids came crying to me about needing help with his zipper after a little "accident". Forbidden by a district ordinance to touch them in certain areas, there was nothing I could do; to which he cried and pissed his pants. Again. FML
Today, I was in a public bathroom, when a little boy walked in and he had an 'accident'. He asked if I could help him clean it up, so I decided to help. I started to walk to him to assist him. That's when I walked straight into the pee and slipped. My whole back was covered in pee. FML
Today, I'd just finished cleaning the bathrooms at work when I saw a young boy go in. Of course, I thought nothing of it until I had to use the bathroom myself ten minutes later. The kid had taken a shit and missed the toilet completely. FML
Today, I had to tell McDonald's that my 11-year-old son thought it would be funny to take a dump in the urinal. I then had to clean it up. FML
Today, the little boy I nanny for finally stood up and went 'pee-pee on the potty'. I started cheering and clapping, making a big deal out of it. I flushed while he smiled proudly and pooped on the floor. FML
Today, while working at a daycare, I had to change a kid's diaper. This may seem normal for a daycare worker, but not when it's a 7-year-old kid who is still not potty-trained and shat their pants. FML
Today, I had to clean up after the kid who discovered he could finger paint with his poo. FML
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Top comments
DocBastard 40
Congratulations! Did you want a prize for doing your job?
liy223 6
'Little boys' have accidents sometimes. Your responsible for him while he's with you, so doesn't that make it part of your job?
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Comments (111)
bitchslapped22 14
Be proud! Very proud!
Wederoney 16
Die you shitty-situation-comments. DIE!!!
bigchris34 2
I had to clean up vomit once when my student in a special needs class yanked, and I was the sub. I feel ya.
gamefreakpog 5
Aw crap.
ninjuh_wingman 29
Well it is important. You wouldnt want a kid walking around with crap in his pants would you?
shanemaximo 7
I'm in college and I still proudly show my professors every time I do this. Is it not a good thing?
epicwaffles 7
Next time don't wipe for him, watch his reaction.
jaredjudd21 2
That's bullshit.
papahugsmefunneh 2
Well that's kind of your job... Ass wipe
perdix 31
What kind of bullshit camp are you running where you wipe the campers' asses? Teach those little bastards self-reliance and let it start with ass-wiping!
causticgirl 6
Chapped, shit covered hineys everywhere