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Today, I overheard my parents talking about me and discussing how I've never had a boyfriend. My mum laughed that maybe they should pay someone to go out with me, and my dad replied, "Heh, not enough money in the world." FML
Today, I overheard my parents talking about me and discussing how I've never had a boyfriend. My mum laughed that maybe they should pay someone to go out with me, and my dad replied, "Heh, not enough money in the world." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I overheard my dad telling my mum that the only way I'm ever going to get into a relationship is if I "pose as a woman and con some gullible bastard online." He's probably right. FML
Today, I overheard my parents discussing whether or not they could trust me being alone in the house for 2 days. They then came to the decision that I'm too unpopular and unattractive to ever throw a wild party or get laid. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that my mom paid him to date me. FML
Today, I was invited by my boyfriend's parents for dinner at their house. The dinner went well I thought, until I was getting ready to leave. Before I could make it out the front door, I could hear them discussing their disappointment that their son would ever consider someone like me. FML
Today, my mum asked when she's getting grandkids. I had to tell her that, at 21 years-old, I hadn't even managed to get a boyfriend yet. FML
Today, I was leaving to go over to a friend's and my parents suddenly ask if I'm gay. I reply that no, I'm bisexual. My mom then asks if I've ever made out with someone of the same sex and I say yes. She turns to my dad and says 'I told you so. You owe me $20'. My parents bet on my sexuality. FML
Today, I overheard my boyfriend talking to his mom about me. It sounded like they were planning something for me, like a marriage. They were planning how to break up with me. FML
Today, I overheard my dickhead dad telling my girlfriend that she's too good for me, then asking if she really wants to settle for someone like me. FML
Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my parents for the first time. My dad took one look at him, sighed and said, "You deserve someone better. Someone who is responsible, and has their priorities straight in life." Beyond upset, I told my dad that I love him. My dad disgruntledly responded, "I was talking to him." FML
Today, I called my mom to see how she was doing. She quickly hijacked the conversation and said that she's signed me up for a dating site, because she feels bad that I can't find a decent man. I've been dating my boyfriend for seven months, and she's seen me with him multiple times. FML
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Top comments
Dallasluver19 14
Nice parents you got there. You should prove them wrong.
plagiarismo 16
Can I, like, buy you some new parents?
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Comments (83)
Dallasluver19 14
Nice parents you got there. You should prove them wrong.
EpicSquishii 21
But there's always a chance she'd just haphazardly plunge into a relationship to "prove them wrong." That would be more detrimental in the long run, for her self-esteem and for proving anything. If she's in the wrong relationship, it's worse than being alone. She should wait as long as it takes to find a great person, I wish more people were like OP.
mercifulbane 3
not to be mean, but are you fat or uglg...or both? or just a bad person?
michaelaranda 28
I agree with number nine. you dont need to be in a relationship to be happy.
CallMeMcFeelii 14
These people are so right, don't jump into anything until you're ready. After my first true relationship bombed after 2 years of being together, I went 3 years single. I thought there would never be someone for me after I lost my first true love. You need to know yourself before you get to know anyone else. There's a lot of people that can't stand to be alone and always need a boyfriend/girlfriend. Those people think they need someone else because they don't truly love themselves. They're always looking for that missing piece, not fully realizing they had it all along. Being single gives you the chance to learn a lot about you, and that, OP, is what's important. I've finally found the the girl of my dreams all because I wouldn't settle for anything less. I learned who I am and I learned what I wanted. You should never have to settle or deal with anything lesser than what you know for fact of what you want and what makes YOU happy. People like your parents seem to not realize that you should not begin a relationship until you are ready. And until you are ready, you'll never be happy with someone else. We all deserve happiness, and one day it'll come. **** everyone else, be you, learn you, and love YOU. You can not truly love someone until you love yourself.
Trivision 10
After reading that, I'm a whole new person...
CallMeMcFeelii 14
Haha it does tug on thee ol' heart strings. I'm just speaking from personal experience. If you don't know or love yourself, you'll never be in a working relationship. You'll be searching for something you'd never come to realize you already have. There's nothing wrong with being in a relationship, nor is there anything wrong with being by yourself. Both are learning experiences. And I know because of my lost love that you'll actually become not necessarily a better person, but more of a complete person. There's no harder obstacle than love. But love can come in many, many shapes and forms. Until you are a complete loving person to your own self, mind and body, you will not find happiness in anyone else. You're acting on lust, or you're acting on something much more worse than lust, you're seeking acceptance from others. We don't need to be accepted by anyone but ourselves. There is no right way, and there is no wrong way. Yes, there are morals and principals that make us who we are, but that doesn't mean you shouldn't break free of your own principals in the search for yourself. I know, I'm going all Gondi on you guys, this is just something I feel strongly about as well all should. Accepting yourself is key to true contentment. You should not seek acceptance from the world, only by yourself. Now if you guys agree with me please seen me 9.95 by the order of PayPal and I shall show you what true enlightenment is, and how YOU can achieve it! Haha, it was getting pretty heavy so I figured I'd end on a lighter note. But seriously guys I'm broke, don't be afraid to send me your left overs from thanksgiving! Especially the pies. Mmm.. Pumpkin pie..
Trivision 10
Another life-changing speech from the master of life-changing speeches that belong only in the comments section of an FML post. Amazing. Truly amazing.
WellThatSucked89 13
McFeeli, I really relate to your story here. At seventeen (what a dummy) I thought I had met my soul mate. He, as far as I went, was perfection. Turned out after a few arguments he got fed up and cheated on me with my best friend and got her pregnant. I learned a valuable lesson, I trusted too easily and that was a trait I had needed to work on in myself. Six years later, I am happy, married to my true soul mate (for three years!!), and most of all, I know who I am. To this day the betrayal still hurts, but being single led me to knowing myself and what I want. Sorry for the long response lol :)
AprylAnn 23
Yes, yes, and yes!
clever_name_here 7
You are one smart clone trooper
andits 21
You're just waiting for your special someone. Tell then you're too good for the guys around you!
Arrow44 10
Like that's the real reason OP isn't dating anyone
wolfstalker213 14
Supportive parents much.
plagiarismo 16
Can I, like, buy you some new parents?
TourettesGuyFTW 26
Do a Trade-In. Much cheaper.
FML64128 7
This is that awkward case where you go to do the trade in and the guy is like, "Sorry, I just can't take those..."
Killswitchknot 20
Not enough money in the world, #4.
PrincessJess87 9
Hopefully you can move out soon.
RoboCunnilingus 23
"I hope you mean ex-parents"
Dracoboxer357 36
Now that's just hurtful. :( As hard as it is, coming from your parents, just ignore them, Op. It's not a competition to stack up a list of ex's a mile long, you'll eventually find your match, if you want to. Chin up, Op!
EpicSquishii 21
I understand how that would be painful to overhear. If they were saying it in front of you, I'm sure you'd be able to just brush it off as lighthearted teasing, but if you are already self-conscious about the fact that you haven't been in a relationship, hearing people gossip about it behind your back must be pretty brutal. I'd just say take your time, and when the time comes, make sure you're dating someone kind-hearted who likes you and respects you. Then you won't have to worry about those negative comments. There's someone out there for everyone!
beaglegal 42
Parents of the year, everyone.
JustBeingAwesome 22
You're too good :) So you're waiting for someone as great as you, Sad that your parents are so insensitive. But you'll prove them wrong one day.
ReignInBlood 11
They sound like fantastic parents, OP. Go out there and prove that you can get a relationship going, then we'll see who's laughing.