Today, I had dinner with my grandparents. At the table, my grandfather openly complained about how hard it is for him to get out of their hot tub. Not because of his prosthetic leg, but because his balls somehow "get stuck". I really didn't need to know that. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to my grandmom's house for an hour or so. When I came home, my boyfriend was on the bed, covered in the sheets and about to cry. Turns out he taped his ballsack to his leg and couldn't get it off because it "hurts too much." I'm 24 and he's 26. FML
Today, I had to listen to my best friend explain how to properly unstick one's balls from one's leg. I'm a girl. FML
Today, I walked into my elderly grandmother's trailer, used the bathroom and went to wash my hands. She had a soft spot in the floor that she covered with a bathmat. I fell through. Right leg up to my hip in the floor, boobs stuck on the counter. My husband and grandmother stood there laughing. FML
Today, my grandparents came over for a family dinner. I'm somewhat overweight, and my grandma kept making sound effects in time with me doing pretty much anything. When I complained to my dad after she made a long farting sound as I sat down, he told me to suck it up. FML
Today, while trying to help my disabled uncle into his walker, his one testicle popped out of the leg of his short shorts. I asked him to adjust himself and had to hold on to his walker as he did it. FML
Today, I had the misfortune of being left alone with my dad. He took it as an opportunity to tell me in detail all about his recent vasectomy, and the complications the surgeon had due to the scar tissue on my dad's testicles. FML
Today, I went to the beach. While I was enjoying the sun, an old man with prosthetic leg and no clothes on sat next to me. He took off his fake leg and put it behind his head. Then he opened his legs revealing his "stuff." I will never unsee this. Ever. FML
Today, I went to visit my grandparents, as my grandmother may not have long left. When my stepfather wasn't grilling my visibly uncomfortable grandad about Bible passages, my mother was trauma-dumping about how hard her life has been, and how awful her marriage to my father was. They're his parents. FML
Today, I discovered my elderly neighbour likes to roam around his yard naked and wash his balls with the sprinkler. I'm never going to grab a snack in my kitchen again. FML
Today, I walked into the kitchen at the exact moment my uncle decided to bend over in short shorts. Apparently, his ballsack decided it needed extra room, because it dangled out of his pant leg. FML
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Top comments
BlowinChronic 18
Sounds like a very serious issue. You should ask him about it in more detail. I know how much you love hearing about your grandfathers balls.
k_ninjaa 9
how pleasant.
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Comments (82)
SarahBabieex3 4
Saggy ball sack much?!?!?!!
howsitgoingjc 2
We didn't need to either
perdix 31
Wow, that sucks balls.
BlowinChronic 18
Sorry perdix, but that comment kinda sucks balls aswell... (Prepares for onslaught of down votes)
Metallica36176 16
Be thankful he kept to himself how he 'somehow' got them stuck. At least you still have that.
FlyingPie 17
Is his name Harry Nutzzak?
BlowinChronic 18
Probably not.
zango1 15
Wait 'til you hear the one about grandma getting her **** stuck in her belt.
afairshake 8
Now I'll never get that mental picture out of my head big time over share on his part FYL
darkmis1 18
He has a hot tub! What's there to complain about?
transcedental 18
So. So. I guess I am taking this all too serious, but still, let me get this straight. Some of the people here might mind watching disguisting videos on the internet, nasty horrors or weird ****, reading disturbing FMLs. And yet you don't see them complaining. "Today I read some disturbing FMLs and now I am stuck with terrible mental images. I really didn't want to know that. FML." You don't other people doing that, right? But when your grandpa just says something without having to hide it from your own family you have to post it here and complain? Pfft. I disapprove. Not a FYL. ( People might say that here we come prepared. But grandpas always can say stuff like that...)
DrewFluIngle 10
Yeah they do sag .-. And get wrinkly