Today, I accidentally bumped into another car on the road. The worst of the damage was a slight chip to the other driver's paint, but she played it up so much that she ended up being taken away in an ambulance. I'm now terrified that the crazy bitch is going to sue me. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, a woman rear-ended my car. She's trying to sue me for 'emotional damage'. FML
Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML
Today, a car hit me. I didn't get hurt, but someone called 911. The old woman who had hit me got out of the car with no problem to look at me, and gets back into the car. When the police arrive, she pulls out crutches and said I made strange faces and made her hit me. I got blamed. FML
Today, while walking to my car after work, I witnessed some moron who was texting while riding her bike running right into my parked car, resulting in a broken side mirror, a damaged windshield, two dents, and for her, a broken phone and nose. She's threatening to sue me for damages. FML
Classic scam
Today, I was driving when a woman started crossing the street against the light at the upcoming intersection, so I slammed on the brakes and stopped short of hitting her. That's when she intentionally jumped onto my car and started screaming that I had "mowed her down". The cops believed her. FML
Today, my mother sued me for whiplash in a car accident that was her fault. She screamed to stop so I slammed on the brakes and the car behind ran into us. It wasn't an emergency; she just thought she saw her friend at the bus stop. It wasn't even her. FML
Lesson: Always have insurance and a dashcam!
Today, I got into an accident and my bike broke. My insurance expired 5 days ago and the accident wasn't even my fault. The lady was on the phone and on the wrong side of the road. She's threatening to sue me even though her car is in better condition. There are no witnesses and no cameras either. FML
Stoking too close to the sun
Today, I was stoked to show my new car to my friends that I pulled into the parking lot a bit too fast, attempting to look cool. I accidentally hit the curb and ended up scratching the entire front bumper on a trash can that I didn't see. Now I have a busted up bumper, and my friends will probably never let me forget it. FML
Road safety
Today, while driving to work, some asshole stopped sharply on the 60 mph highway because he almost hit the car in front of him. Even with maintaining my distance, and slamming on the brakes, I still ruined the front end of my car on his dented bumper. I haven't even had the car for a year, and I'm still the one at fault. FML
Today, I had my first car crash. I ran into a parked car and the owner saw it happen. I then accidentally opened my door straight into her car as well when I went to give her my information. FML
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jgaspero 3
What a bitch! Hope your ok OP!
harrypotter955 19
1-800 choke dat hoe
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jgaspero 3
What a bitch! Hope your ok OP!
iOceanus 18
I thought we already settled the fact the she's a bitch?
xXHollowIchigoXx 17
She could have Münchausen syndrome. Münchausen syndrome is when you fake or over exaggerate an illness or injury to gain attention or sympathy. Can't blame her, I have a sister who I believe suffers from it and it is very annoying. Or, of course, she's faking it just to sue OP. But you gotta rule out all of the possible outcomes, no? :P
vcapelo 19
No it's not! Münchhausen's syndrome is when you make another person ill and afterwards takes care of the person, in order to feel important and needed! What you are talking about is a hypokondrist!
dreaswi 3
When you make someone else sick that is munchauen's by proxy. If you are going to refer to a psychological disorder make sure you have the correct info.
Bibliovore 26
#41: Actually, #28 is right. You're thinking of the similar "Münchausen syndrome by proxy." (as, once I refreshed the page, I saw someone already said -- sorry!)
grafeety 9
I don't agree with you, I think she needs a strong dose of man up. Many of these syndromes, in my opinion, are simply explanations for people who cannot deal with their problems. I categorize it under the etcetera syndrome.
X_Codes 11
@78 - I thought Munchausen's (by proxy) was when someone was secretly doing something to make themselves (or someone else) sick, not just someone faking/exaggerating it. Anyway, this isn't that. This is just a lady being a drama queen and trying to get easy money out of it because of something she saw on Law and Order or something.
duke56924903 11
85, you are a monumental asshole. Making fun of mental illness is one of the biggest dick moves that exist.
chell1894 13
At least she can't actually sue you. That's what insurance is for. She'll be suing your insurers who will probably just give her a couple thousand to get rid of her. If you can any way prove she's faking it, awesome because then she'll just go to jail for fraud. Worst that'll happen though is your insurance will go up a little.
bonnie789 1
DSM-5 refers to it as factitious disorder.
realeah 4
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
I'm not entirely sure on how the OP's name relates to the post itself... Did she f*** you after you bumped into her? Was this all an allegory for some scandalous encounter? Is it an allusion to a past marriage/divorce situation?
sarah6786 14
Who cares
katiecherrie 4
loser
silbot 11
OR maybe the word is just being used as a general insult instead of its actual meaning...
gc327072 31
Just an insult. Not really a good insult, as we don't know about the other woman's sexual tendencies. A better one would be something like bitch, **** (the Internet classic), or, my personal favorite, bitch-ass ************. 15 beat me. Darn!
LogicalMembrane 3
Maybe he's submitted an FML before.
zingline89 18
It makes plenty of sense. She's obviously an attention *****.
sukiboo 3
Nope no meaning maybe an insult but more if a science experiment gone very wrong!
RockN 10
Dude you're thinking too much
Lioness8197 18
Oh my god! Who the hell cares? (Peter voice)
AlexRen 21
She's overly dramatic. Side note: what's up with your name?
Tdrizzzzzly 19
Yes she's overly dramatic, but that's what cheap bastards do these days. They try to get free money out of anyone and everyone. That's life, sadly!
doodlecloud 27
Why all the thumbs down? One of my first thoughts was 'what's up with their name?' The lady being crazy and cheap has nothing to do with her promiscuity and using the word '****' so commonly just makes it more acceptable to call women that as a general derogatory term and continues to pick on women who may actually want to sleep around and be responsible about it...not cool.
ClassyCommando 13
81- Oh, for ****'s sake. Maybe you shouldn't call her "cheap" if you're going to insist on being the PC police, since it's a derogatory term for people who are reluctant to spend money. Who cares if the OP calls her a ****? I'm pretty sure the term "bastard" is usually not meant literally, either.
iOceanus 18
94 - Or asshole, dick, and pussy.
iOceanus 18
Really? I'm going to get thumbed down for further proving someone's point?
zango1 15
120 - Although I'm fairly new to this FML game, objecting to being thumbed down is almost inevitably a precursor to your comment being buried.
BeforeItWasCool 12
You learn fast, 142.
doodlecloud 27
94 - There's a difference between being reluctant to spend money because you're trying to be thrifty and going out of your way to screw someone else out of their own hard-earned money. Pretty sure this is the latter.
doodlecloud 27
Maybe it's okay with you guys but I feel horrible when someone calls me a ****. It's not a nice word. I'm often referred to as a '****' just for being a women. Some guys just casually refer to all women as *****. I don't want it to become more acceptable. I want it to only be used when referring to an actual ****. I don't see why that's so terrible. I don't particularly like calling people a pussy either but I hate **** a lot more.
doodlecloud 27
I don't care about bastard because that is only a casual insult nowadays, it doesn't have a worse meaning. No-one cares if anyone is born outside of a marriage anymore. People still care about being slutty though.
Cleao18317 11
You should've made an even bigger scene than her.
Neonemerld 21
Then we'd be seeing an FML from her. "Today, I got rear-ended. I purposely played it up to make him feel bad, but then he started sobbing and broke his own arm on the back of my car. FML"
wickedninja918 1
27 no we wouldnt its verry rare to post an fml
botanistjessica 24
Thanks for ruining the joke.
golfer_boi 10
Do you hear the whoosh? It's the sound of the joke going over your head.
XPetrova 10
Well, she's a c***. Let's be glad that OP is ok, at least.
DontModMeDammit 10
wait when the h*** did *ml start putting stars in curse words....wait I cant even type out *ml.. f*** this is stupid.
Quidikic 9
**** shit **** ass damn **** poop. Testing 1, 2
tylanol7 12
Pwnd
XPetrova 10
Lol, it censored mine... but at least everyone knows the word I was trying to get it.
annie_nk 23
Due to the lack of damage, it should be proven that she never needed the ambulance. If she does go bat shit crazy, get a good attorney. And take pictures!
Neonemerld 21
Fun fact, if she didn't need the ambulance, it may be considered illegal. In every state, it's illegal to call 911 without an emergency. Unless she dialled 411 instead.
annie_nk 23
It would make sense to be illegal. If there was an actual emergency close by, those victims might have to wait longer. It's like tying up the 911 calls.
FYLminesGREAT 5
what if your calling to say there is a party next door blaring music at 12:00 am? Pretty sure thats not illeagal
Metallica36176 16
Not to mention I heard it was expensive if you needed an ambulance and didnt have insurance. So if it is proven that she was faking it, she's going to have one hell of a medical bill. Ambulance (if I'm right) xrays, seeing a doctor, etc. Bitch will get what's coming to her.
CharresBarkrey 16
50 - Those calls go to the non-emergent lines, not 911. If you're calling 911 for that you'll probably get in trouble.
pickles1994 18
I live in Canada, love our free health care, I had to take an ambulance a few times, no charge.
Codezlol 21
70- I am 99% sure ambulance trips are not covered under our health care system. I know a few people that have been slapped in the face with a hefty bill for ambulance trips.
toxiksedation 5
58 - not true. At least not in all states. In Illinois people call 911 as non-emergency for many reasons (not knowing local non-emergency number to start) but if you explain the situation as a non-emergency right away they will link you to the non-emergency call center. I myself have never gotten "in trouble" for this in any way.
kissandcontrol01 20
Actually if OP rear ended her they could get the the bill if she really did have something wrong. Like whiplash. Being a psycho doesn't count..
timjones 8
55- if she got taken away by the ambulance and someone convinces everyone it's OPs fault. It will come out of OPs insurance not hers. She's a sly little bitch.
annie_nk 23
134 - By the sound of the FML, the lady is far from whiplash. I got rear ended once that pushed my car into oncoming traffic. My neck was sore but no whiplash. So OP most likely won't get her medical bills.
money177 0
Yes u must take pics or ur ****** girl!
little_one 20
What's wrong with people? Drama queen much.
lukemack 4
I would be too.. Some people just look for something to sue. Hope it all works out
harrypotter955 19
1-800 choke dat hoe
jewelia13 12
WOW. The misogyny and sexism in here is disgusting. "Hoe", "****", "bitch"... And of course, anyone who comments negatively on this fact is thumbed down six ways to Sunday. Congrats, FML commenters - you've made me lose what little hope in humanity I had left.
MrHotShot22 6
better hope she doesn't call Sam.
Trisha_aus 15
Better call Saul!
Mads_1234 28
^Breaking Bad WIN