Username
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Stop talking, stop talking now
Today, I had to endure a long story about how and why my brother shaves his pubes. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Waitingtomoveout
Today, I had to remove my brother's pubic hairs from the bathtub before bathing my son. FML
kdehshaden
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Grooming
Today, after a lot of begging, I finally convinced my husband to shave all of his pubes off. Now I can't even look at it without laughing, and he's mad at me for making him do it. FML
marisa
Carlow, Ireland
Today, I had to beg my husband not to shave his pubic hair into a handlebar moustache. FML
Eddie
Sharing is caring
Today, I caught my sister using my shaver to trim her pubic hair. FML
Mothertucker
Mothers know best
Today, I came across one of the pitfalls of having open discussions with my 15-year-old son when he asked me how to shave his pubes. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my brother asked if he could borrow my razor, since he recently hit puberty and wanted to have a shave. I decided to be nice and let him. When he returned it half an hour later, I couldn't help but notice his facial hair was untouched. FML
deardaughter
Australia
Eye bleach
Today, I walked into the kitchen to find my father trimming his pubes over the bin with our kitchen scissors. FML
Anonymous
Milton, Canada
Today, I woke up at 4am needing a piss, only to walk in on my fuckstick brother combing his pubes with our mom's toothbrush. FML
burnmyeyes
Richmond, United States
Today, I walked in on my brother shaving his nuts, all while giggling like a maniac and seemingly high out of his mind. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I realized that my pubes are longer than my penis itself. FML
Top comments
ollie179 21
because it's necessary.
hotchicklover 0
Ahahahahahaha at least you didnt walk in on him doin it
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Comments (258)
bobbymullet 11
that sounds delightful. notttt.
Marktheshark 0
And you're funny.....Not
commietaco 0
bro, you lost your shirt. need help finding it?
SexyQueen0905 24
So why does he? I'd like to know ;-P
Babalu722 3
its a little thing called HYGIENE
baconstrips 12
101 - do you shave all the hair off your head for hygiene?
touchmydong 0
ahahahaha
Babalu722 3
bacon.. your head is not constantly trapped under 2 layers of clothing for the majority of the day... sweat and body oils build up... The pubic hairs help to make it sweatier.
MissLyonsBaby 4
it's supposed to make their penis look bigger... doesn't make it feel any bigger though
aKaClickZ 4
You sir, are lucky. I had to learn these things on my own.
instnt1nfction 17
I feel you
Sessyann 1
You feel him.....up!
LizzieLizz18 4
Well, you have an fd up broseph...
jobsman99 0
now you know how to shave yours
JenDanielle917 13
I would start writing a magazine specifically about that.
girlie90 0
did you ask? and why no walk away? duh
Lisa_Simpson_fml 5
I'm just glad Bart only seldomly reaches puberty or adulthood, otherwise I feel like I'd endure pubic hair talk, too. Take some sax lessons, and play it every time he talks about gross things =)
ilovepoppa 0
...Really? -____-
Iamnotmyself 17
You know what, continue this account, I like the idea.
Lisa_Simpson_fml 5
Excuse me for getting out of character for a second, but I need to say this. With very few exceptions, such as my mentioning Bart here, my comments have been absolutely normal, rule-abiding, and even similar to what I would have posted, anyway. They're things other people may say, but under the name of Lisa Simpson. I'd understand annoyance, if my comments didn't correspond to the FML, but they do. I really don't see why anyone, other than myself, should get tired of the comments. I assure you, aside from cleaning up the language and innuendos, they are very much like tge ones I would post otherwise. There's a reason Lisa is my favorite character. She's underrated, and I feel she needs further exposure in a fun environment.
Jacobt24 19
I like them. It adds something to your comments. Like makes a little more entertaining.
A7X_LoVeee 10
I also tend to read the comments in her voice.
Iamnotmyself 17
-90 the best part!
Sessyann 1
You feel him....up!
JJdaBAMF 0
Lisa is pushed to the background for a reason... she's a terrible character. 'nuff said
ImNotAHomosexual 3
Well, in my personal opinion you kinda sound like a geek. I mean it's not the fact that you commented as a fictional character which you thought was cool but....... no nevermind yeah it was because of that.
Enslaved 38
I have never seen a character last very long on FML. Example: That robot guy or that guy pretending to be the Earth. It does get tiring. Maybe it's true that some appear to not be able to think for themselves but if a moderator takes the time to add his/her input, it's to benefit this site and make sure it stays fresh and interesting. You can't blame people for being on Alan's side on this matter. Keep in mind not all are ass kisser. I've seen many of Alan's comments thumbed down. Lol
ImNotAHomosexual 3
I never suck up to mods. Sometimes I insult them... But then again that's probably why I'm on my 10th account or something like that...
LuLzUnDaTaBrDgE 0
simpsons is the worst show ever. I would rather watch lifetime for two days than one minute of the sumpsons.
A7X_LoVeee 10
^Duh. Lifetime has the best movies. EVERYBODY knows that!
HouseKeeping 0
Good pubic hair hygiene is very important, especially if he wants to clear up that crabs infestation
mrperson12345 2
Actually shaving doesn't get rid of crabs
Absterrrr 6
uhhh.....