Today, in front of family and friends, as I got down on one knee, my girlfriend fainted. Her father, a lawyer, rushed over and said, "Anything she says for the next 72 hours is not legally binding" and whisked her away. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I planned to propose to my girlfriend in front of her family at dinner. I had the ring ready and got down on one knee. She immediately burst into laughter and said, "Are you kidding?" The family stared in silence, and I quickly realised she was just teasing me... until I stood up and knocked over an entire table of drinks. FML
Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while I was proposing. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She promptly had a panic attack and screamed, "No!" FML
Today, at a restaurant, I happily watched as my boyfriend of three years got down on his knees and proposed to me. Before I could say yes and hug him, a girl flung herself at him, kissed him and shouted, "Yes!" With us still highly confused, she then ran away. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend in front of about 75 people in the fanciest restaurant in town. She told me she was already engaged, while holding up her right hand. FML
Today, I tried to propose to my girlfriend, but I was so nervous that I had a panic attack, fainted and split my head open. My girlfriend then fainted at the sight of the blood. An onlooker had to call an ambulance for both of us. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed. I fainted due to the excitement. He took it as a "No" and now won't pick up my calls. FML
Today, at our wedding, instead of saying "I do", my fiancé paused before saying, "I can't do this", stepped down from the altar and proposed to my maid of honor. When she obviously refused, he ran from the venue bawling. He's not returning my calls. FML
Today, on my wedding day, when they said, "You may kiss the bride", I swung my wife over in the romantic fashion and went in for the kiss. Unfortunately, my hands were sweaty as I was nervous, and she slipped under my grip. She fell and was knocked unconscious in front of hundreds of people. FML
Today, I thought it would be romantic to propose to my girlfriend during halftime at a local football game. I arranged everything with the stadium staff. When the moment came, I got down on one knee, only for her to hiss, "Are you serious? Right here?" She ran off, leaving me kneeling in front of hundreds of people. FML
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Top comments
Symmetry88 0
haha! he sounds like a jackass. But no need to worry, if her dad doesn't like you, it means she does. (:
jasminea 0
awhh.... but love conquers all(:
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aleagator 10
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
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proxxX069069 7
I was glancing through all the comments and I noticed, you look like Angelina from the jersey shore !
Luvarian 0
nigggggggeeeeerrr
iSitt 0
next time he argues you into a corner, faint.
itsgen 16
I agree!
NeatNit 33
OP just wants her for the money!
terry0507 0
lawyered
katymack 11
Sucks to suck.
partyfool2011 4
you would know?
2ndSucks 15
3- not always. ;)
CanWeMicrowaveIt 11
lol your second in this thread 2ndSucks
CanWeMicrowaveIt 11
You're* dammit
partyfool2011 4
At least 2nd gets a medal. what does fourth get? a high five?
jasminea 0
awhh.... but love conquers all(:
codyjeffers97 0
first
Volcano47 0
sombodys father in law doesnt like you(:
jmtmxer 0
more like 7th dumbass
Iamnotmyself 17
Tell him: "Objection, where is your evidence?"
Symmetry88 0
17 you just made me smile xD but what if he shows up with a bag of evidence? :O
Iamnotmyself 17
-23 Bribe him
cyanne_fml 7
someone needs a lawyer~
ssaammiiee 5
tough luck
whyXD 13
Life sucks.
dolphincheddar 10
for you maybe. but uh ya.. wait 72 hours and then do it again. herpderp
dolphincheddar 10
for you maybe. but uh ya.. wait 72 hours and then do it again. herpderp
changetheworld 0
Haha, you double posted and managed to get one thumbed up and the other thumbed down.
dolphincheddar 10
I know i don't know how it happened but I'm confused o.o
spartan522114 0
The second gets thumbed down to fix the double post.
xmayne 0
Objection your Honor, speculation. he is not a doctor there for not qualified to make that statement.
mr_miyagi 0
saying yes to a marriage proposal isnt legally binding anyway though
sylverdrag_fml 9
It's "Objection, your honor".
humorizer 14
"HOLD IT! Show me exactly where on the state or federal penal code it says that her statements in the next 72 hours are not legally blinding? Click on court records and show the evidence that proves it."
EvilPotato 15
As she gets whisked away ask for a lawyer.
jasminea 0
wait... I don't get why my comment for moderated...
lonewolf999 1
@#17: Or he could drop ace attorney Phoenix Wright a phone call. ^^
KillerABN 9
He might be doing you a favor
spacemanspiff78 7
Indeed, you might want to think twice about having a lawyer for a father-in-law. Or, even worse, an ex-father-in-law
CommonSenseKarma 17
Or, maybe, if OP truly loved this woman, and he wanted to be with this woman forever, he shouldn't give a shit about her father being a lawyer. ~More than just Common Sense.
CanWeMicrowaveIt 11
Except if they get divorced? Even if the woman is nice, The Father won't be, neither will he be merciless.
LadyClarik 8
I think the word you're looking for is "merciful"
Henneryy 2
Maybe He Wasnt Proposing ? Maybe He Was Going To Tie His Shoe And They Thought He Was Proposing ?
alsnyder12 0
here's my card
turnmeonandoff 3
wow that sucks !
Symmetry88 0
haha! he sounds like a jackass. But no need to worry, if her dad doesn't like you, it means she does. (:
Babalu722 3
thats so true
StudMuffinette 17
haha so true
dai350 0
not always true... my dad loves my boyfriend. just not as much as I do.
PrickHead 0
61, if that's what helps you sleep at night...
xJudii 5
It's a sign ;D
BeatlesObsessed 12
So just wait the 72 hours, I'm sure she's not going anywhere. If she says yes, congrats!
partyfool2011 4
In 72 hours her father will have bought and moved the family into a house in Madagascar!
writerforlife 9
Umm wow...but he forgot to say that what he says and does IS legally binding
tyty22796 0
what?!?! ur a retard
bobbymullet 11
oh man. that's brutal.