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Today, I had to endure a long story about how and why my brother shaves his pubes. FML
Today, I had to endure a long story about how and why my brother shaves his pubes. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had to remove my brother's pubic hairs from the bathtub before bathing my son. FML
Today, after a lot of begging, I finally convinced my husband to shave all of his pubes off. Now I can't even look at it without laughing, and he's mad at me for making him do it. FML
Today, I had to beg my husband not to shave his pubic hair into a handlebar moustache. FML
Today, I caught my sister using my shaver to trim her pubic hair. FML
Today, I came across one of the pitfalls of having open discussions with my 15-year-old son when he asked me how to shave his pubes. FML
Today, my brother asked if he could borrow my razor, since he recently hit puberty and wanted to have a shave. I decided to be nice and let him. When he returned it half an hour later, I couldn't help but notice his facial hair was untouched. FML
Today, I walked into the kitchen to find my father trimming his pubes over the bin with our kitchen scissors. FML
Today, I woke up at 4am needing a piss, only to walk in on my fuckstick brother combing his pubes with our mom's toothbrush. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother shaving his nuts, all while giggling like a maniac and seemingly high out of his mind. FML
Today, I realized that my pubes are longer than my penis itself. FML
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Top comments
ollie179 21
because it's necessary.
hotchicklover 0
Ahahahahahaha at least you didnt walk in on him doin it
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Comments (258)
d33emar 0
lol ummm why?
Sessyann 1
Sooooo y does he?
kidcanada 4
all men should shave down there
Raesin 21
#122 You've been watching too much ****. **** was the thing that started the trend of shaving pubes. No one MUST shave them if they don't want to.
rv0111 3
it's actually more a hygiene issue. and it's way less itchy if you're athletic and sweat there a lot
chili10 18
if the guy is sexually active a big factor could be what his partner likes. most girls don't like it really hairy.
kidcanada 4
thats disgusting. men expect girls to be ckean but cant do the same? sorry that i dont want my girl goibg down on a forrest
kidcanada 4
and by u saying that, u prob dont shower either u dirty unhygenic ******
xXemoturtleXx 8
that's a little bit too much, isn't it?
crushedone 7
It makes a statement. It says "This is a clean place. You can put your mouth here."
KiTtykitkat 0
what pubes
SpeakingMyMind 0
Sorry that nobody was there to shave you from that awkward situation. hehheh
jaff23 11
well you learn something new everyday
gTOtheT 7
um to much info.... but at least be glad he didn't SHOW you how he did it
Possum_Gurl 13
sounds yummy?