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United States 🌶️ Spicy
Stop talking, stop talking now
Today, I had to endure a long story about how and why my brother shaves his pubes. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Waitingtomoveout
Today, I had to remove my brother's pubic hairs from the bathtub before bathing my son. FML
kdehshaden
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Grooming
Today, after a lot of begging, I finally convinced my husband to shave all of his pubes off. Now I can't even look at it without laughing, and he's mad at me for making him do it. FML
marisa
Carlow, Ireland
Today, I had to beg my husband not to shave his pubic hair into a handlebar moustache. FML
Eddie
Sharing is caring
Today, I caught my sister using my shaver to trim her pubic hair. FML
Mothertucker
Mothers know best
Today, I came across one of the pitfalls of having open discussions with my 15-year-old son when he asked me how to shave his pubes. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my brother asked if he could borrow my razor, since he recently hit puberty and wanted to have a shave. I decided to be nice and let him. When he returned it half an hour later, I couldn't help but notice his facial hair was untouched. FML
deardaughter
Australia
Eye bleach
Today, I walked into the kitchen to find my father trimming his pubes over the bin with our kitchen scissors. FML
Anonymous
Milton, Canada
Today, I woke up at 4am needing a piss, only to walk in on my fuckstick brother combing his pubes with our mom's toothbrush. FML
burnmyeyes
Richmond, United States
Today, I walked in on my brother shaving his nuts, all while giggling like a maniac and seemingly high out of his mind. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I realized that my pubes are longer than my penis itself. FML
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ollie179 21
because it's necessary.
hotchicklover 0
Ahahahahahaha at least you didnt walk in on him doin it
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GayBaconStrip 0
And how did this very peculiar lecture come into effect? Did someone catch him doing a no-no?
baconstrips 12
EPIC MEAL TIME FTW
RuCheezBurger 10
Make it clear that "I DO NOT WANT A DEMONSTRATION"
ConnorFry9000 0
haha. did he do it just to torture you?
perdix 31
The worst part is that such a simple issue requires a long story. Why: It feels great, girls will suck it deeper and can't yank your pubes while giving you a handy. How: With an electric razor. You might use a blade if you are brave enough and want an even more perfect job. That's pretty much it -- the rest is just a waste.
wordnerd42 0
What if the how and why are much more elaborate, and that iscwhyvthe
wordnerd42 0
Gah my iPod sucks... Maybe the method to his madness involves suction cups or butter knives. We may never know.
rattusrattus 19
#68: Kinky.
Weetart 8
W.T.F
lmaoatall 6
don't tell me! he's stuffing pillows or basket weaving with the shavings. either way don't except any homemade presents he gives you.
_Sophia_ 14
You could have just told him to shut up? Logical approach to your predicament I should think.
fireman33 0
do you not like a guy clean and shaved down there, no one want hairs in their face.... just like guys like girls shaved bald, it's so sexy and smooth feeling
CaptainDouche 0
How: with a rock. Why: to be more aerodynamic.
Roflmaoqxz 3
If you shave your pubes with a rock you must have like 20 ft. pubes by now O_o
CaptainDouche 0
You have to admit, it would be a funny sight. I imagine that Tom Hanks had a deleted scene in Castaway where he shaved his pubes with a rock.
sourgirl101 29
He cuts them to make rope and fishing nets.
DKjazz 20
When I read "aerodynamic", I visualized a flying disembodied phallus breaking the sound barrier and causing sonic-boom.
koleksiw 0
lol
Neut 13
Did u learn anything? ^^