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Today, I had to endure a long story about how and why my brother shaves his pubes. FML
Today, I had to endure a long story about how and why my brother shaves his pubes. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had to remove my brother's pubic hairs from the bathtub before bathing my son. FML
Today, after a lot of begging, I finally convinced my husband to shave all of his pubes off. Now I can't even look at it without laughing, and he's mad at me for making him do it. FML
Today, I had to beg my husband not to shave his pubic hair into a handlebar moustache. FML
Today, I caught my sister using my shaver to trim her pubic hair. FML
Today, I came across one of the pitfalls of having open discussions with my 15-year-old son when he asked me how to shave his pubes. FML
Today, my brother asked if he could borrow my razor, since he recently hit puberty and wanted to have a shave. I decided to be nice and let him. When he returned it half an hour later, I couldn't help but notice his facial hair was untouched. FML
Today, I walked into the kitchen to find my father trimming his pubes over the bin with our kitchen scissors. FML
Today, I woke up at 4am needing a piss, only to walk in on my fuckstick brother combing his pubes with our mom's toothbrush. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother shaving his nuts, all while giggling like a maniac and seemingly high out of his mind. FML
Today, I realized that my pubes are longer than my penis itself. FML
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Top comments
ollie179 21
because it's necessary.
hotchicklover 0
Ahahahahahaha at least you didnt walk in on him doin it
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Comments (258)
kevind_fml 0
you too? >:l
aknight14 0
gross!!!
s2syou 7
well you dont want to accidently be shaving your legs and you find your brothers pubes inbetween the blades do you?
kenziem18 0
and? lol
pmar96 0
I like to shave my pines with a Trojan razor it really makes the skin smooth so when chicks give me ******** there wet mouths don't touch any hair and my juicy cum flows without getting stuck in pubic hair:)
iilovecokee 6
It kinda sounds like you were complaining about your small penis so he gave you some tip on how to make it appear larger.
meintx 9
it's great when guys do that. makes it nicer.
meintx 9
I agree with that also ;-)
meintx 9
oops lol but not the whole bro thing. ewwww
xVioletDescentx 6
How exactly did you have to endure hearing this? Did he tie you up and tell you? I'm sure he didn't. You could have covered your ears, told him to shut up, or got up and walked away. If you were in a car, you could have turned the radio up to where he couldn't be heard.
hamncheeseinit 6
1- it gets really itchy 2- girls don't like a smelly bush in there face when there giving u head 3- it's just one more set of hair to take Care of so myswell just shave it off 4- it's much comfier