Today, my brother asked if he could borrow my razor, since he recently hit puberty and wanted to have a shave. I decided to be nice and let him. When he returned it half an hour later, I couldn't help but notice his facial hair was untouched. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had to teach my younger brother to shave with a regular disposable razor because our dad uses an electric one and I'm the only other person in the family with enough facial hair to know how to use a razor. I probably would have been proud if I wasn't a girl. FML
Today, I bought an expensive razor that's supposed to be great. My roommate asked if she could borrow it, and as her legs just looked like they needed touching up, I said sure. After a strangely long amount of time, she came back, thanked me and left. Her legs were still hairy. FML
Today, whilst taking a shower, I noticed my razor wasn't in its usual spot. Upon inspecting it closer, I noticed that there were tiny white hairs in it. When confronting my father about it, he claimed the "pink razors" are his. We've been sharing the same razor this entire time. FML
Today, my dad asked my brother not to use his shaver so late at night. That wasn't him, and it wasn't his shaver either. FML
Today, I caught my sister using my shaver to trim her pubic hair. FML
Today, my coworker asked to borrow my nail clippers so he could take care of a hangnail. He went to the bathroom, which I thought was polite, but when he got back to his desk and returned my clippers, there were little curly hairs stuck inside. He's bald. FML
Today, I had to endure a long story about how and why my brother shaves his pubes. FML
Today, a co-worker asked me if I had a comb he could borrow. I'm bald. FML
Today, my uncle is staying with my family and he just gave me the weirdest 'gift' I've ever gotten. He gave me his used shaver. He said he realized that it's for women, but I find this disgusting. I could maybe sanitize it, but then I would have to touch the hairs on it. I had to pretend to be truly grateful for it. FML
Today, my dad decided to shave his beard. I told him I wanted him to keep it, so he took the shavings, put them in a jar, and left it in my room. FML
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BonyorBobby 4
Use his toothbrush to clean the toilet ;)
Doortje 30
Time to get a new razor :)
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Comments (104)
Battledog5006 0
give him crabs!!
gooBUZZ 0
Yeah... no. Nice shirt by the way #1, totally agree.
iSitt 0
don't let him borrow your deoderant
ibitehard 9
1, I'm not even gonna say anything about the shirt OP, Ewwwwwwwww! I think you should say what I say a lot "Sharing is caring, except when it's not" in this case, it's a no brainer (Never thought I'd use that term in my life) I suggest that you get a new razor... Has anyone else noticed that there isn't a specific gender chosen XDDD
Izzati 0
Eeww... Now, let the puns begin!! (No pun intended)
ncvolley123 8
isn't that shirt from Family Guy?
thebignixie 0
armpits?
Action_Bastard 0
The new and enhanced version of indirect tea bagging.
kluger 3
Did anyone think that he might have shaved his legs?
missawesome16 0
yeah but op is pretty much telling u he shaved his dick or else it wouldn't be an fml
make_me_smile 4
I totally agree with 20 about the shirt
captmiller1 15
What are crabs?
BonyorBobby 4
Use his toothbrush to clean the toilet ;)
i_love_jb 0
totally agree ^ :P
FatGuyLover 0
agreed with that dude
KennKenn 0
throw your razor in the trash
Doortje 30
Time to get a new razor :)
Psychotic_Snail 0
thats when you fart on his pillow when hes not looking..
Zmeilerr 22
You're a smart one.
gabsta 3
no no no your supposed to fart on there faces when they are asleep but make sure u eat something that makes u gassy ;) hahahah and hen they wake up they should fell fully replenished with fart particals
supertacowaffle 41
You can't cut with a razor blade without the safe guard cut off the front of the razor. believe me, I know...
kiefenator 0
at 34. pinkeye much?
XxxT3rr4xxX 25
you should totally Dutch oven him when the opprotunity presents itself that or fart in his face while he's sleeping.
SSJ2_Gohan_ 4
I'm afraid even that won't be enough
Qluz 3
i got the impression that the op is trying to say that his bro is a cutter. or is it just me？
Bewitched_fml 0
Yep, you nailed it! :D
Sirin_fml 47
No, it's in the Intimacy category for a reason.
livetodisco 0
He used it to shave below the belt.
EpicPear 0
^O rly?
AaronatorTEN 0
no that he shaved his pubes
hanniegirl 0
your cute:
ckjacques53198 0
taint
avery1314 0
I got that to
YouknowIsaiditfi 0
you got the wrong idea bro
partychix246 0
ewww never share ur razor that's nasty just give it to him and get a new one but still eww
Justforlolz 14
oh god.. well you had that one coming.
Takador 3
tdi for being dumb, of course he's gonna go for the pubes!
Luissoto 0
haha u said,"tdi for being dumb" it's ydi
purplecowchik 5
Why would you share it anyways? I wouldn't want my brother using my razor to shave his face.